I also forgot to mention that it just so happened to be a day where my driver called in sick last minute. There are two people in the truck 99.9% of the time. Between that, discovering inside door handle being broke, and me leaving my phone in the front compartment instead of my pocket while I work, it was a very unlucky shit storm of a situation. [Reply]
I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick
Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.
Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight [Reply]
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Nah, bruh. You just gotta own that fat L.
I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick
Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.
Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight
Most mocks have you going to West Africa in the late first but with your RAS there's no way you're making it past Scandinavia [Reply]
Originally Posted by staylor26:
Lol I posted a thread about it when it happened. It's not a brinks truck. It was one of my own armored courier service trucks.
I had a box of coin slide to the front of one of my older trucks. When I went in to get it the wind closed the door shut, and that's when I discovered that the inside handle to the back doors was broke. I had to beat on the back door until somebody heard me so I could tell them to go into the bank and get somebody. The fire department had to come and break the bullet proof windows to the front compartment to let me out the back.
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Nah, bruh. You just gotta own that fat L.
I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick
Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.
Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight
If he's comparing himself to an ermine, you don't want to mess with him. Or if you do, you have to ensure that he can't jump on your back and start biting your neck. [Reply]
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Nah, bruh. You just gotta own that fat L.
I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick
Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.
Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Honest to God truth, isn't ThaVirus black?
Only when it's convenient.
JK.. did you see my ancestry map? I'm basically a Zulu Vikingr.
I need your support, buddy. I'm getting demolished in the court of public opinion here. You definitely think I would smash that lil bitch Staylor, right?!? [Reply]
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Only when it's convenient.
JK.. did you see my ancestry map? I'm basically a Zulu Vikingr.
I need your support, buddy. I'm getting demolished in the court of public opinion here. You definitely think I would smash that lil bitch Staylor, right?!?
