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Hall of Classics>The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel
Hammock Parties 02:57 AM 07-21-2012
The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.

To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


Spoiler!


Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


Spoiler!


Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!



We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


SIGN BELOW


This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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Mr. Flopnuts 06:22 AM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
When Matt Cassel left the game yesterday, he had 14 turnovers. THAT'S MORE THAN ANY OTHER NFL TEAM!
This needs to be added to the declaration.
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htismaqe 06:47 AM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by JCharles1981:
Did anyone stop and think that maybe the reason why Cassell has performed so horribly is because he has less than 5 seconds to get rid of the ball more than half the time a passing play is called? He sucks when under pressure, but you can't expect him to be a great passer if the O-Line only protects him when they feel like it. I guarantee you that not even Brett Favre would have been able to perform well behind an inconsistent O-Line like ours. The line's job is to utilize Cassell's strengths (which are very few) and weaknesses, then work to fully protect him from having to use those same weaknesses. Protecting Cassell from being sacked 50% of the time will throw off any rhythm he could develop to be a better passer.
FIVE SECONDS?

:-):-):-)
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BlackHelicopters 07:08 AM 10-08-2012
five seconds is an eternity in the pocket
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Molitoth 07:14 AM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by JCharles1981:
Did anyone stop and think that maybe the reason why Cassell has performed so horribly is because he has less than 5 seconds to get rid of the ball more than half the time a passing play is called? He sucks when under pressure, but you can't expect him to be a great passer if the O-Line only protects him when they feel like it. I guarantee you that not even Brett Favre would have been able to perform well behind an inconsistent O-Line like ours. The line's job is to utilize Cassell's strengths (which are very few) and weaknesses, then work to fully protect him from having to use those same weaknesses. Protecting Cassell from being sacked 50% of the time will throw off any rhythm he could develop to be a better passer.
you made our point for us and you don't even know it.
we want a good qb that doesn't require the greatest oline of all-time.

cassel blows.
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Hammock Parties 07:54 AM 10-08-2012
Got this text:

"My brother Tony was at the game and he said the fury towards Cassel couldn't be captured by the TV. All fans booed him with a vengeance every possession."
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Hammock Parties 08:50 AM 10-08-2012
I feel like this thread is becoming redundant, but Cassel is now:

29th on PFF
32nd in QB rating
33rd in ESPN's QBR
23rd in completion percentage
28th in yards per attempt
26th in TDs
32nd in INTs
30th in TD percentage
31st in INT percentage
21st in sack percentage

Congrats to Matt on going a whole game without being sacked.
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Hammock Parties 08:57 AM 10-08-2012
Oh boy, we now have compiled 16 whole games of Cassel suck!!! HERE IT IS!!!!

Matt Cassel's last 16 starts:

283 for 496 (57.05%)
3,048 yards (6.14 YPA)
15 TD
23 INT
46 sacks (1 sack every 10.8 attempts)
65.9 rating

If you remember, at the end of last season Cassel had a 65.8 QB rating in his last 11 games.

He has had 5 games to improve that rating and has improved it by 0.1 points.

Good job, Matt!
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Hammock Parties 08:59 AM 10-08-2012
Matt Cassel, career vs Baltimore Ravens:

18 for 33
162 yards
0 TD
5 INT
28.4 QB rating
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the Talking Can 09:04 AM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
I feel like this thread is becoming redundant, but Cassel is now:

29th on PFF
32nd in QB rating
33rd in ESPN's QBR
23rd in completion percentage
28th in yards per attempt
26th in TDs
32nd in INTs
30th in TD percentage
31st in INT percentage
21st in sack percentage

Congrats to Matt on going a whole game without being sacked.
he is now literally the worst QB in football

that should be the headline everywhere....sigh
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Hammock Parties 09:16 AM 10-08-2012
Updates to the OP:

Originally Posted by :
Matt Cassel is 19-26 in his 45 career starts with the Chiefs.

He is 15-7 in games where we ran the ball more than we threw it.
Originally Posted by :
Rivers, P. Manning, Roethlisberger, E. Manning, Romo, Schaub, Flacco, Stafford, Ryan, Brees

Cassel's record against this group: 4-15 (.210).

Gus Cassel's Record Against Elite Quarterbacks, By Year:

2012: 1-3

IMPORTANT FACT #3 In these 19 games against the elite quarterbacks of the NFL, Cassel's teams have averaged 15.4 offensive points per game.
With the Falcons and Ravens a combined 9-1, we can probably fit Cassel for a 3-15 lifetime record (1-11 as Chiefs QB) against playoff teams, but that's not official yet.

Could be 3-16 and 1-12 if the Chargers get their shit together.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
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htismaqe 09:20 AM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by the Talking Can:
he is now literally the worst QB in football

that should be the headline everywhere....sigh
It should be.

But instead the headline everywhere is that the clueless, classless fans in KC boo'ed Matt "Mr. Nice Guy" Cassel.
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Priest31kc 10:00 AM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by JCharles1981:
Did anyone stop and think that maybe the reason why Cassell has performed so horribly is because he has less than 5 seconds to get rid of the ball more than half the time a passing play is called? He sucks when under pressure, but you can't expect him to be a great passer if the O-Line only protects him when they feel like it. I guarantee you that not even Brett Favre would have been able to perform well behind an inconsistent O-Line like ours. The line's job is to utilize Cassell's strengths (which are very few) and weaknesses, then work to fully protect him from having to use those same weaknesses. Protecting Cassell from being sacked 50% of the time will throw off any rhythm he could develop to be a better passer.
:-):-):-):-):-)

This is why Chiefs fans don't get shit. Because of stupid ass fans like this. Just wow.

Have you even watched any Chiefs games the last few years? Like seriously?

I just don't get it. It's like Chiefs fans think that if the offensive line isn't like the 2003 offensive line, then it's crap, when in reality, the Chiefs have had a Top 10 pass blocking line for the last 2 years...It's simply amazing.

And :-) at 5 seconds!!!!! That's a fucking eternity and means the O-Line is dominating, like they were all day yesterday. You are fucking clueless wow.
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kaplin42 10:18 AM 10-08-2012
Just looked up Cassel's stats from yesterday's game, how embarrassing. Literally, you could pull almost any QB off the street and have better stats than that.

And just incase you wanted to see the fail again.



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Hammock Parties 10:29 AM 10-08-2012
QBR is awesome, look at Cassel's QBR the last four games.

True indicator of his performance, and ignores garbage time stats.
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CoMoChief 11:03 AM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Got this text:

"My brother Tony was at the game and he said the fury towards Cassel couldn't be captured by the TV. All fans booed him with a vengeance every possession."

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