:-) exactly dude
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EPIC!
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Please don't text him anything to give him any more excuses as to why he hasn't gotten any ass.

Leave him alone.
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already did.
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He's gonna rub another one out while reading this thread and how much we're talking about him.
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All I could think about was the fact that there have been some recent separations on the Planet lately.

It would rip the fabric of the universe if one of these broads took the ultimate revenge for having all their laundry aired on CP by de-flowering the ultimate flower on the board.
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Great. I just told someone that I'd get trashed. I did tell them not to let me near any jager, though...lol.
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It would be draft day meltdown worthy.
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chiefsplanet is the 39 year old chick:-)
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I actually agree. I've actually tripped and landed inside of women 3 or 4 times on accident. He's had to have lived in a bubble.
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Its pretty obvious his fingers have been glued to his keyboard for at least 10 years.
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I sent one 20 mintues ago, no response.

maybe he fell asleep in his car while circling the block.
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:-)


Uhhhhhhhh

Had never thought of that. The more I read, the more I'm beginning to think either he is lying about being a Virgin, or he is truly the biggest Douche' bag in history. :-)
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The gig is up. I gotta hit the sack. I got 5 miles in front of me in the morning.
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Yeah! WTF, Goats?
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