She probably has him tied up Gimp style in the basement, and he can't reach his phone.
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I really do hope he gets it tonight. It's nearly consumed him. Of course, I, too, was 27 before I lost mine, and I know how I was. I'm guessing it's much worse for a guy.
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Getting tied up the first time? Wow. I'm jealous.
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You know what would be really funny? If I started texting him every five minutes acting like a pissed off girlfriend...lol.
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I could not even begin to imagine being a 27 year old virgin man. I don't see how it's humanly possible.
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Dude.
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Oh, c'mon. That'd be funny.
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Hopefully at worst he comes out of this getting some and an std, rather than getting robbed and beaten by the dudes waiting for him
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Oh fuck. Hadn't really thought about a mugging.

I just figured his dick would fall off in a week if it were actually touched by her infected love canal.
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:-)
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Unfortunately, I need to get to bed. Something about working in the morning. I'll have to catch up in the morning before I head out to work.
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It would definitely keep this thread alive for another 6 months. And you would go down in Chiefsplanet lore.
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This girl is 39 and has never birthed a child. There is a good chance that her love canal would not resemble the Carlsbad Caverns.
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And solidify the fact that you (luv) would be required to pop his cherry.
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Nah, I've had more than my fair share of moments on here. I'll pass the torch.
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