No mention of the Corpus Christi park. I’ll bet it goes under. It’s their newest park but it’s had all kinds of problems and has drawn low numbers.
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Nobody died on the Orient but thousands—myself included—suffered permanent brain damage on that rattling son of a bitch.
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I went to school with a kid who got hit in the head by the Screamroller. He had to wear a helmet in the halls.

It was also his fault for climbing through the wooden fence - but he was like 3 at the time.
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Someone once died of boredom on the zambeze zinger.
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You shut your whore mouth!



Btw it's still alive in Colombia.
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zambee zinger got interesting when you were 40 and single
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I would like to disagree.
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It already did. They defaulted on the park and a bank bought it.
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When I worked there, we would ride it backwards. Was a pretty cool, smooth ride back in the day.
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When I was 5 I peed my pants on Octopus
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Wasn't that the one that was causing too many people to get sick and complain and they added brakes to slow it down?
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Bank-themed amusement parks can be really fun.

The "Liquid Asset"



The "Falling Interest Rates"



The "Revolving Line of Credit"



And of course, "20 percent off the top"


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I'd visit, but would skip that last ride IMO
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Rattling? I remember it jerked kinda hard into some of the turns but otherwise was fairly smooth. The Timber Wolf was the one that beat the holy crap out of you. Rode it one time and I was done with that shit.
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Orient kind of sucked for taller people because of the restraint system being one size fits all.
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