Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Are you in the doghouse again or is she reading over your shoulder?
Nah. I was yesterday but a sincere apology or at least one that sounds sincere to her usually lands me back into her good graces quickly. It's one of the best things about her.... when I screw something up, she's forgiving.
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Nah. I was yesterday but a sincere apology or at least one that sounds sincere to her usually lands me back into her good graces quickly. It's one of the best things about her.... when I screw something up, she's forgiving.
Didn't we tell you that the "I swear, the kid must've ordered that porn flick, she's just crazy with that remote" excuse would only work ones...
Originally Posted by Simplex3:
If they worked every man in America would need a third leg sewn into their pants after age 15.
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Pumping must be done very carefully to avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumping can burst blood vessels and form blisters. In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder and cause severe pain and injury. It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis. Impatiently pumping without reading explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) and cause permanent injury. Attempts at using vacuum cleaner units for this purpose have resulted in severe injury as the machine produces far too much suction.
