So no homeristic tweets this week then?
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Somehow Private Paton managed to make Denver even worse, despite signing Sean Payton. :-)
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ThE gEnErAl has built an amazing roster of brokedicks, and bad picks. Sean is already frustrated with Tater. Good thing it’s still 3 seasons before they can dump him. Micro Penner has zero clue what he’s doing, or looking for. But he will soon find out that the cellar is the Dungkeys final destination….. AGAIN!!!

:-)
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:-) The BEST part about it is that reaction happened to EVERY Donx fan who watched the game. So AWESOME it happened at HOME. That's why you dont build a GIANT SCOREBOARD WHEN YOU SUCK! :-)
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They're not bad enough.

Several Chiefs fans wanted to join the Suck For Luck sweepstakes in 2011. Then they beat the Colts and were completely out of the running.

You don't just wake up one week during the season and decide to tank for generational players.
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I love Perna. His pain completes me. :-)
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I think I understand now why Penner talked about a new stadium. They'll have to move to a desert dome like the Raiders. Taxpayers build SW Colorado dome, sell Mile High property. Profit
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:-) I can't wait for the excuses after that one. Come on, Knowmo. Let them rip.
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The homer you're trying to reach is currently unavailable. Please come back in march when he will flood this site with his stupid tweets and asinine takes.
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There are 4 games left against teams with worse Super Bowl odds than the Commanders.

Bears
Texans
Patriots
Raiders

Remaining 11 are all higher. They've totally blown two of their easiest games. At home.
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Payton publicly ripped Nate Hackett and said he was incompetent. Well, Denver has the same fucking issues this year. So what am I to conclude about Sean Payton? Is anyone in that press conference going to ask that? "Hey Sean, you called Hackett a moron. Your team has the same issues. Are you a moron as well?"
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Their offense looks better but the defense has regressed significantly.

End result still appears to be a bad team. Hilarious.
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He made a convenient one week self-ban bet.

If the Donks won, he’d continue his usual shtick. If they lost, he gets to have an excuse for hiding.
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Remember Dildo Joe posting that Kareem Jackson told PaidATon he would join the team. Then PaidATon told him to go get something from the Club house, and Kareem came out with 4 sets of clubs on PaidATon??

Now all of a sudden Kareem is playing the “enforcer/injurer” role. Seems like Bountygate v2.0
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Any of the other resident donk fans want to step up and be the whipping boy this week? Any of you have some hopeful tweets or info you want to share???
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