I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
[Reply]
Mr. Flopnuts 05:49 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by luv :
I didn't tell the first guy I slept with I was a virgin either. Somehow, he kinda figured it out.
It'll be too late by the time she figures it out. I suggest telling her after you give her a facial.
[Reply]
Kyle DeLexus 05:49 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs :
I get the sense she would be into it. Most of the older ladies are. But I'm not taking any chances. If I have to piss her off to do it, SO BE IT.
Just do like on grandma's boy and confess after when your laying in bed.....wear a condom.
[Reply]
Delano 05:49 PM 06-30-2009
Clayton, have you been fucking the slit between your box spring and mattress for practice?
[Reply]
Mr. Flopnuts 05:50 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Delano :
Clayton, have you been fucking the slit between your box spring and mattress for practice?
Better yet, dry hump a feather down pillow.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 05:50 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus :
Just do like on grandma's boy and confess after when your laying in bed.....wear a condom.
I might tell her afterwards, yes.
On IM. Or perhaps text. Like a knife in the dark.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 05:51 PM 06-30-2009
"hey" she texts
Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
[Reply]
Delano 05:52 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs :
"hey" she texts
Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.
[Reply]
Mr. Flopnuts 05:54 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs :
"hey" she texts
Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
Are you fucking kidding me?
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 05:54 PM 06-30-2009
NOPE
"Everything still good?"
SHE WANTS IT
T-MINUS 2 HRS
GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES
[Reply]
Mr. Flopnuts 05:55 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Delano :
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.
This. If she says she's busy tell her the time is now.
[Reply]
Mr. Flopnuts 05:55 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs :
NOPE
"Everything still good?"
SHE WANTS IT
T-MINUS 2 HRS
GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES
YES!!!!!! Text me first fucker.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 05:55 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Delano :
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.
When a door closes....
FUCK THE KEYHOLE
[Reply]
Delano 05:55 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs :
"hey" she texts
Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
'hey .. my husband and me are back together
sorry looser'
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 05:57 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
YES!!!!!! Text me first fucker.
It'll be a race between you and sedated. And luv. Simply Red will get a text, too, but he has no PC at home.
Too bad I can't text from my mind, like Neo.
[Reply]
Delano 05:57 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs :
NOPE
"Everything still good?"
SHE WANTS IT
T-MINUS 2 HRS
GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES
[Reply]