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Hall of Classics>The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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tooge 02:31 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by Donger:
Would you like to buy a monkey?
Dammit Donger. You asked me that 6 years ago, and I finally give. I want a monkey! I want a goddamned monkey. I wanna buy your motherfucking monkey. Please. Hell, I'll take 6 monkeys, one for each year that has gone by that I didn't get the fucking joke. Ok, lay it on me!
Donger 02:34 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by tooge:
Dammit Donger. You asked me that 6 years ago, and I finally give. I want a monkey! I want a goddamned monkey. I wanna buy your mother****ing monkey. Please. Hell, I'll take 6 monkeys, one for each year that has gone by that I didn't get the ****ing joke. Ok, lay it on me!
Sorry, but there is a time limit. Yours has passed, I'm afraid.
tooge 02:36 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by Donger:
Sorry, but there is a time limit. Yours has passed, I'm afraid.
Dammit! I'll give half my casino cash to the first n00b that agrees to buy a monkey from Donger!
Frazod 02:37 PM 06-10-2013
Am I still fat?
tooge 02:39 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by frazod:
Am I still fat?
You are extremely fit. Help me out with Dongers monkey?
rico 02:41 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by tooge:
Dammit! I'll give half my casino cash to the first n00b that agrees to buy a monkey from Donger!
Wait a second.

Aren't penises referred to as "monkeys?"

And penises are referred to as "dongers" as well, right?

That would mean: Penis = monkey = Donger.

Is Donger a monkey? Is he trying to sell himself? Is he trying to sell his penis?

Aren't men who sell themselves or their penis for that matter, considered prostitutes?

Prostitutes are hookers.

Is Donger a hooker?

Does tooge want Donger's penis?

:-)
Donger 02:42 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by tooge:
You are extremely fit. Help me out with Dongers monkey?

Donger 02:46 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by rico:
Wait a second.

Aren't penises referred to as "monkeys?"

And penises are referred to as "dongers" as well, right?

That would mean: Penis = monkey = Donger.

Is Donger a monkey? Is he trying to sell himself? Is he trying to sell his penis?

Aren't men who sell themselves or their penis for that matter, considered prostitutes?

Prostitutes are hookers.

Is Donger a hooker?

Does tooge want Donger's penis?

:-)
Would you like to buy a monkey? Admittedly, my stock is a little thin right now.
The Franchise 02:50 PM 06-10-2013
This is going to get old when it has to be split into separate threads. 10k is the limit and then a new one has to start.
Frazod 03:07 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by tooge:
You are extremely fit. Help me out with Dongers monkey?
I think I'd rather be fat. :-)
tooge 03:10 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by Donger:
Ok, I wan't six of those. Will you throw in a sloth?
LiveSteam 03:14 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by KC native:
where's buck? This thread is right up his alley now.

Oh, and gay bars are fun. Teh gayzzzzzz know how to party.
Another lesson learned in state lockup I see.
ShortRoundChief 03:18 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by LiveSteam:
Another lesson learned in state lockup I see.
Do state lockups have gay bars?

If they do, then I'm all in for prison reform.
Thig Lyfe 04:18 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by rico:
Wait a second.

Aren't penises referred to as "monkeys?"

And penises are referred to as "dongers" as well, right?

That would mean: Penis = monkey = Donger.

Is Donger a monkey? Is he trying to sell himself? Is he trying to sell his penis?

Aren't men who sell themselves or their penis for that matter, considered prostitutes?

Prostitutes are hookers.

Is Donger a hooker?

Does tooge want Donger's penis?

:-)
THIS IS EXCELLENT DETECTIVE WORK
Pasta Little Brioni 04:38 PM 06-10-2013
Originally Posted by rico:
Pretty sure he wrote a lengthy post on the CP facebook page. It was when I connected the dots between "that guy's facebook pic," "the CP guy with the Baseketball avatar who genuinely pissed me off by saying wrestling is gay" and "this Hootie guy people on here were always talking about...in which if I asked someone, 'who is Hootie?' they'd respond with, 'stfu n00b.'"

If I had the chance to roast Hootie, I was going to use some of the interactions I read in that facebook rant as part of it. Even have it typed in the "outline" that I wrote in case a Hootie roast were to take place.
Just roast him for fuck's sake or do I have to start that thread too :-)

Hell, just do it in here.
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