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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Iowanian 12:48 PM 06-27-2009
Thank you for not reproducing.
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DaKCMan AP 12:49 PM 06-27-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I might be asexual, actually. That's more likely, anyway.
An asexual homo, NTTAWWT.
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JD10367 02:22 PM 06-27-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
You're a homo, NTTAWWT.
At least there's a large gay community in Houston. :-) If you choose straight or gay, either way, there are plenty of people to hang out with. But if you're on the fence, it's lonely.
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luv 02:24 PM 06-27-2009
Originally Posted by JD10367:
At least there's a large gay community in Houston. :-) If you choose straight or gay, either way, there are plenty of people to hang out with. But if you're on the fence, it's lonely.
Speaking from experience? :-)
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JD10367 02:36 PM 06-27-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Speaking from experience? :-)
No, it's too late for me... I'm married. :-)
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Hammock Parties 09:02 PM 06-29-2009
This girl is NOT in my phone. WTF is happening to my life?



(you don't believe me so fuck off)
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btlook1 09:12 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by JOhn:
:-)

Dude this is pathetic, especially when I a 42 year old man who is balding & has no social life due to raising 4 kids, is getting more 20 something pussy than you. :-):-)
Classic!!
He's scared of Pussy...just admit it Claythan!
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Kyle DeLexus 09:17 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by JOhn:
:-)

Dude this is pathetic, especially when I a 42 year old man who is balding & has no social life due to raising 4 kids, is getting more 20 something pussy than you. :-):-)
Way too old
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Saulbadguy 09:20 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
So, tell me about Jewish American Princesses.

Because about the hottest one in the history of mankind asked me for my AIM tonight.
Like I said before, stay away. Stay far, far away.
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Hammock Parties 09:23 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy:
Like I said before, stay away. Stay far, far away.
She hasn't said a damn thing since that first night. I must have got tucked into her back pocket or something.

Bitches. :-)
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Hammock Parties 09:24 PM 06-29-2009
PS - Tomorrow's forecast is sunny with a chance of MILF penetration.
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Phobia 09:34 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
PS - Tomorrow's forecast is sunny with a chance of MILF penetration.
I'm certain it's going to work this time, Champ. Here's the plan.... don't talk. Don't mumble. Don't even laugh at a joke. Just show up and get naked. That way you won't screw it all up.
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Hammock Parties 09:51 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I'm certain it's going to work this time, Champ. Here's the plan.... don't talk. Don't mumble. Don't even laugh at a joke. Just show up and get naked. That way you won't screw it all up.
It's OK. I like to live dangerously.
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Phobia 09:55 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
It's OK. I like to live dangerously.
I hope you're not required to drive more than 4 or 5 miles this time. Otherwise it's just not worth the effort.
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Hammock Parties 10:06 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I hope you're not required to drive more than 4 or 5 miles this time. Otherwise it's just not worth the effort.
According to my calculations it's about 7.6 miles.

I'd say this is worth the drive:


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