Yeah...and I swear she self-sabotages herself. Her and I just went through this tonight...if she doesn't want to listen to someone eating a chicken Caesar salad with croutons, then she shouldn't turn down the volume to the TV show that the salad eater is watching, while she is trying to tell me whatever story it is that she wants to tell me. What am I supposed to do? Quit eating so I can hear a redundant story?!?! Ummm... NOSEPH!!!!

I'm hoping I sent the correct personal statement Letters to the correct schools.

Yea, Croutons are the worst. What's wrong with you, Rico?

Seriously though, at least you had the TV on and she was talking. I was at work yesterday in a small room filled with dead silence, and there is a dude sitting about four feet from me fucking getting down on some jalapeņo crunchy cheetos. And this was the type of dude who never learned to chew with his mouth closed anyways. Bastard.

Oh shit. That would help.

Day-um!!! At least you didn't have to smell his breath. You didn't smell his breath, did you????

Today is the quickest we've ever gotten our tax return deposited. :-)
Too bad I really do hate shopping.

OMG! I will SO go shopping for you!!!

This is now the longest it's taken us to do our taxes. Motherfuckers keep sending out statements later and later it seems.

So I watch the show The Following. It's ok, I suppose; suspension of reality is pretty much required to try to follow along with the storyline, which is fine and necessary for most shows.

Then it hits me - we can sit there watching people get eviscerated by knives and gunshot wounds, like multiple grisly deaths every episode, but it's immoral to show a naked breast on TV, or say the word "shit" or "fuck". Seriously, WTF is the issue with that?

And now this motherfucker is chewing on ice....wtf.

It's the off season and the stupid threads have started by...

Nice new avi

Then the midgets

with pitchforks

came for bevis