Originally Posted by PostRockPablo:
I have sex pretty regularly and getting laid is always important. If you're a man, and you have any sort of natural, manly genetics, getting laid should be on your brain every single day you draw breath.
It's not important enough to drive 40 miles on a Friday night. Sorry. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's not important enough to drive 40 miles on a Friday night. Sorry.
Dude, most normal men would probably drive an hour in tornado weather if they knew they were guaranteed a nice piece of strange ass. Or at least if there was a very strong probability. [Reply]
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo:
Dude, most normal men would probably drive an hour in tornado weather if they knew they were guaranteed a nice piece of strange ass. Or at least if there was a very strong probability.
As we've all come to realize, I'm not most normal men.
I'm a lazy pussy. Lazy pussies don't get laid often. Such is life. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I didn't have to ask anybody for any ****ing keys. I just didn't WANT to go. It was too far. And Friday night traffic scares me.
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Liquid courage is a load of shit. It wouldn't have done a damn thing last night.
Believe me if we had been going somewhere within 15-20 miles of my area, I'm there.
Liquid courage can turn into liquor dick if you're not careful though. So pace yourself on the drinks. You can start off with a couple of Beam and cokes to get you on a good level, then just cruise on beer the rest of the evening and you'll be good to go.
But for some reason, I'm doubting you've ever even consumed Jim Beam or beer. [Reply]
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo:
You're the one that said you don't enjoy the bar scene. I assumed that meant you probably didn't enjoy alcohol all that much either.
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I don't. Doesn't mean I haven't had any.
Well, it's a magical liquid that allows for social interaction and sometimes sexual activity. Find something you can stomach, say Vodka and sprite, or even weak Captain and sprite(tastes like cream soda); and force yourself to meet one of these girls out for a few drinks. You drink, then she drinks...and ya know, things might happen. But alcohol is srsly your friend. [Reply]
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo:
Well, it's a magical liquid that allows for social interaction and sometimes sexual activity. Find something you can stomach, say Vodka and sprite, or even weak Captain and sprite(tastes like cream soda); and force yourself to meet one of these girls out for a few drinks. You drink, then she drinks...and ya know, things might happen. But alcohol is srsly your friend.
I have no problem going to a bar if a girl wants to go. But throw in a long distance and it's too much. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:
We've given all the advice one can can give, and honestly gochiefs to really follow through with any of this is you have to get your place (apartment/house) while living independently it should give you more freedom and flexibility to execute said advice. Dude, you need to get your own place it's that simple
He doesn't want to get laid, this thread and the attention at CP is MORE important to him than anything else in his life. I honestly think he'd kill his grandma if he thought he could get a 100 post thread out of it.... [Reply]
