Cars don't cockblock Claythan, he does that all on his own.

FFS, just get laid already. It's not that hard.
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I know. I'm just a big pussy. I don't like bars and I don't like going downtown on a Friday night. A girl actually invited me out last night but I told her it was too far.
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We've given all the advice one can can give, and honestly gochiefs to really follow through with any of this is you have to get your place (apartment/house) while living independently it should give you more freedom and flexibility to execute said advice. Dude, you need to get your own place it's that simple
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Well, that would be part of the problem, no? According to Smilin' Bob, at least...
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Mostly it's bad luck. And flaky girls. But yes that would help.
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You make your own luck dude....I would've made last night happen, even if i had to ask mom or whoever for the damn keys

Learning lesson, do whatever you can, fuckin have fun, no pressure
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Holy titsauce.

Bars = drunk chicks.

Drunk chicks = lowered inhibitions and standards

You = not a virgin anymore
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I know a bunch of women that have admitted that alcohol makes them do stupid shit and horny, it's all too easy for him if he really wants it
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I didn't have to ask anybody for any fucking keys. I just didn't WANT to go. It was too far. And Friday night traffic scares me.
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You big pussy, getting your virginity out of the way isn't at your own damn convenience at this point
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Then get your own place then that self fulling prophecy will cease of "not getting laid" when their are more opportunities to take advantage of. talking to chicks is like a batting average if you get a positive reaction %30 of the time then you know you've done a good job at applying yourself.
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Yeah, alcohol sorts of makes men do stupid shit and get horny too. It works both ways. Which is why it's a great instrument in actually doin some fuckin.
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It is, actually.

I could have gotten laid in College Station weeks ago.

Too far, sorry. It's two fucking hours away! I've never even BEEN there. Chances of getting lost = high.

Maybe getting laid isn't that important to me anymore.
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I have sex pretty regularly and getting laid is always important. If you're a man, and you have any sort of natural, manly genetics, getting laid should be on your brain every single day you draw breath.
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liquid courage is what claythan needs, and make sure the biaaatch drinks too
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