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xztop123 12:53 AM 08-04-2014
outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted
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Pasta Little Brioni 08:01 PM 08-18-2014
He is posting some poor scmuck from Facebook and you guys are falling hook line and sinker. Vultureesque.
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Iowanian 08:05 PM 08-18-2014
Rapey troll is rapey.

You're probably the reason rape jokes aren't funny.

*forcible rape happens every 6 minutes in the USA, so therefore it's not a laughing matter.

**Micro-peen would be your superhero name I'll bet.
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xztop123 08:16 PM 08-18-2014
I dont know why anyone is surprised.

I have no looks, money or status.

It should almost be expected that I don't get casual sex.

The only mildly surprising thing is that im actively trying and still not getting it.
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a pp roach 09:02 PM 08-18-2014
This is my usual pick up line.

Are you 1492?

She's usually like wtf. Then I hit her with this-

Columbus is sailing the ocean blue. I repeat: we've got a last name - Columbus, first name - Christopher sailing the ocean blue.

All units be advised.

Bed, Bath & Beyond by sunrise.
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loochy 05:41 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by a pp roach:
This is my usual pick up line.

Are you 1492?

She's usually like wtf. Then I hit her with this-

Columbus is sailing the ocean blue. I repeat: we've got a last name - Columbus, first name - Christopher sailing the ocean blue.

All units be advised.

Bed, Bath & Beyond by sunrise.
Wut
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Pasta Little Brioni 07:18 AM 08-19-2014
Someone expose this turd. Shocked nobody has gone full shy gums on this troll.
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KC native 07:28 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Someone expose this turd. Shocked nobody has gone full shy gums on this troll.
I've been lazy but google image searching his pics doesn't show any hits other than here and some PUA forums for the first couple of pics.
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Pasta Little Brioni 07:34 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
I've been lazy but google image searching his pics doesn't show any hits other than here and some PUA forums for the first couple of pics.

A bored sleuth will go balls deep on this turd. I still have faith in the planet.
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Katipan 07:43 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
A bored sleuth will go balls deep on this turd. I still have faith in the planet.
You have 22 posts on this thread. 10 of them are you begging someone else to expose this guy. A handful of them were similar in intent but didn't exactly fit the parameters of the aforementioned 10. A couple more involved blowing billay.

I think my point is you have enough time to do it yourself.
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Pasta Little Brioni 07:45 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
You have 22 posts on this thread. 10 of them are you begging someone else to expose this guy. A handful of them were similar in intent but didn't exactly fit the parameters of the aforementioned 10. A couple more involved blowing billay.

I think my point is you have enough time to do it yourself.
So? I don't have the skills to do so....weak chin.
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Katipan 07:47 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
So? I don't have the skills to do so....weak chin.
Giant meatballs cover a multitude of sins.
Even just one giant meatball.
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Dave Lane 07:49 AM 08-19-2014
I hope you do understand, sex done right is every girls favorite thing to do. There is nothing in their lives that is better than that. They think about it all the time. Retarded 13 year olds are ****ing married 30 year old hot teachers. Think about that for a moment.

Then let it sink in.
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KC native 07:50 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
So? I don't have the skills to do so....weak chin.
1) Get a program to read exif data on his pics.

2) Read exif data to see if you can figure out something about him (name of device, gps coordinates, etc)

3)?????????

4) Profit
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Dayze 07:55 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Pulling the legs off puppies.
Holy shit that's awesome
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Katipan 07:58 AM 08-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
I hope you do understand, sex done right is every girls favorite thing to do. There is nothing in their lives that is better than that. They think about it all the time. Retarded 13 year olds are ****ing married 30 year old hot teachers. Think about that for a moment.

Then let it sink in.
Hahahaha I just started to calculate how often I've taken a break since I first started having sex at 17.



holy shit I need a drink.
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