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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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luv 07:34 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Nah, luv was pretty much talking out her ass on that one.

All of my dates have featured great conversation and minimal attempts at throat tonguing.
Whatever dude. What did you and pizza girl talk about during dinner?
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Fat Elvis 07:42 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Remember to be cool good posture, all movements should be slow almost regal. Act like you are the Imperial Overlord and you will get treated like it.

Wear your Senator Palpatine costume; chicks dig guys who are really into Star Wars.
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Hammock Parties 07:58 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Whatever dude. What did you and pizza girl talk about during dinner?
Random bullshit. Not sex.
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Sure-Oz 07:59 AM 06-26-2009
i dont think he'd be that stupid to go for the HR by talking about it
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Fat Elvis 08:01 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I make a lot more than most North Koreans.

PS - I have a feeling she doesn't want to seriously date me. Just a hunch. (Her facebook said engaged, she claimed it was a ruse to fool some guy friend).
Your mom gives you a $150/month allowance?

Korea, North $1,700 (2008 est.)
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Hammock Parties 08:04 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
Your mom gives you a $150/month allowance?

Korea, North $1,700 (2008 est.)
Yeah...I'd be a rich man in North Korea. Kim Jong Il would probably have me shot.
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Fat Elvis 08:46 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Yeah...I'd be a rich man in North Korea. Kim Jong Il would probably have me shot.
If you have a passport, I'll purchase the ticket.
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DaKCMan AP 08:57 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Nah, luv was pretty much talking out her ass on that one.

All of my dates have featured great conversation and minimal attempts at throat tonguing.
You're probably not desirable.

Many aren't going to jump you....at least at first. However, they'll give various cues that can be very clear.
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luv 09:01 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Random bullshit. Not sex.
Who did more talking?
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Fat Elvis 09:04 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Who did more talking?
When an idiot thinks the world revolves around them, who do you think did the most talking...even if they say otherwise....
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Hammock Parties 09:05 AM 06-26-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Who did more talking?
It was about 50/50. Maybe 60/40 her. Because women do like to talk.
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Hammock Parties 10:02 AM 06-27-2009
Boy, talk about fail.

Thursday night about 11:30 I'm sitting online and some random girl I've never talked to messages me out of the blue. She's like "What side of Houston are you on?" And I'm like "The north side," and she's in Humble, which is 20 minutes away, and she's like "Come out for a drink with me."

Pretty obvious what she was after. But of course, my car was blocked from the street. There was no way I was going.

Moral of the story: PARK ON THE FUCKING STREET, VIRGIN!
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Sure-Oz 10:07 AM 06-27-2009
What do you mean blocked? Move the other damn car
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Hammock Parties 10:09 AM 06-27-2009
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
What do you mean blocked? Move the other damn car
Didn't even know where the keys were.

FAIL
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JD10367 10:14 AM 06-27-2009
Cockblocked by a rusty Buick = epic fail
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