So, tell me about Jewish American Princesses.

Because about the hottest one in the history of mankind asked me for my AIM tonight.
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:-) Aim well. If she wants it in the face oblige. If shes more conventional don't let the opportunity pass.
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No problem. I'll start. You stop me when you're disqualified, okay?

They like dudes:
1. Who have a stable and sizable income.
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I make a lot more than most North Koreans.

PS - I have a feeling she doesn't want to seriously date me. Just a hunch. (Her facebook said engaged, she claimed it was a ruse to fool some guy friend).
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Don't you have a date tomorrow, might wanna get your game ready for her
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No. Girls are flaky.

Fucking girls. I'm beginning to hate them.
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So she bailed?
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Didn't show up online to discuss place/time.

Going to bed. Fuck girls.

PS - at least she likes Star Trek.
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It's definitely not you. It's them.
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Of course it's not him. He obviously knows everything there is to know about women. And then there's all the things he's been told on here...
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Well-adjusted men with healthy marriages can't know anything about women. I troll porn and singles sites all the time in hopes of finding a special tip which will enable me to more readily seduce my happy wife.
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See? No wonder you're doing so well.
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Post of the week
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Nah, luv was pretty much talking out her ass on that one.

All of my dates have featured great conversation and minimal attempts at throat tonguing.
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Clay what ever happened to that chick you made out with in the parking lot and followed her home until she changed her mind?
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