:-) My lab totally acts like every stick he picks up is a scepter and he is in a parade. And also believes the toilet is a drinking fountain. And goose poop is a delicious savory candy.

the burgers crack me up; the scepter, lightning.....

hell, all of them. My dogs, between the 3 of them, are exactly like those.

My dog (RIP) was never bothered by lightning or fireworks. She didn't care for the vacuum and hated the lawn mower, though.

We had a cat (also RIP) that was fascinated by the toilet flushing. If you were in the bathroom, she would patiently wait for you to finish and then jump on the toilet to watch when you flushed. Weird.

Good first step

I love how Nadal is pretending there's not a hot piece of ass standing next to him. Sorry if Q.

What's the story behind this?

Is she his significant other? Is she with him? Should he be paying attention to her?

Yeah, I'm also wondering. I haven't watched tennis in ages, but I dont' remember any "stunning hot chick standing awkwardly close doing nothing but looking hot while you towel off between sets" being involved.