Really? :-) The last time that happened I posted this.

that's a fantastic idea.

So this is a fail because they are gay?

It's a pretty natural reaction to most normal people to feel this way and show their excitement when finding out they're going to be grandparents for the first time. I would be more apt to put this in the Epic WIN thread

I'm guessing it's because 1 dad jumps around screaming like a 9 year old who found out he's going to Disney World...

Haha, yeah, I'd put it in the made me laugh category, but not the fail category. His reaction was pretty hysterical...in a good way.

I should buy a pool raft.


http://sportsmasher.com/2014/06/11/o...ith-pool-raft/





A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float. Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars. He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court. Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early. In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft. In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

We have discussed Edwin Tobergta on this site in the past, while most people are addicted to caffeine or something relatively harmless, Edwin Tobergta is addicted to having sex with inflatable pool toys in public places. He is unable to stop. He goes to jail for it, gets released, and does it again. In July of 2013 I said:

Seriously though, can we just lock up Edwin Charles Tobergta and throw away the key? He has been arrested six times for having sex with inflatable rafts, proving that no matter how many times we send him to jail, he’s not going to stop having sex with inflatable rafts. He can’t stop. I say we lock him up before he starts having sex with something non-inflatable and non-willing. Has to be a matter of time, right?

And here we are again, slightly less than a year later, and just like the changing of the seasons Edwin Tobergta has been arrested for having sex with a pool toy. It is time to get Edwin Tobergta some long term care and not just release him back onto the streets. If we give this guy a slap on the wrist and put him back on the streets, mark my words, it’s only a matter of time until I am blogging about Edwin Tobergta committing a far more serious crime.

P.S. Edwin Tobergta is wearing an “I’m Out Of My Mind, Please Leave A Message” during his arrest and mugshot, spot on, but further evidence we need to keep this guy off of the street.

This shirt does earn Edwin Tobergta a spot in the SportSmasher.com Mugshot Hall Of Fame

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