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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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88TG88 10:12 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Suggesting going back to her place at 8:30 was a terrible idea. Just terrible.

More drinks. Ideally. Or, you should have suggested going to a movie. You know...what you ****ing talked about at dinner?

Most women don't let intraweb guy they've known for an hour back to the bat cave, and she was clearly thinking about how she fucked up as she led you on a 20 minute snipe hunt.
Yup, the ride home gave her time to think about the situation. She probably thought you wanted to make a coat out of her skin. When women think no good comes from it.
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cdcox 10:13 PM 06-20-2009
You know why the Starbucks closed?

Coffee is for closers.
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DeezNutz 10:14 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by cdcox:
You know why the Starbucks closed?

Coffee is for closers.
You're an expresso guy, aren't you?
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cdcox 10:15 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
You're an expresso guy, aren't you?
Nah, just black coffee. Every day.
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Hammock Parties 10:16 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by cdcox:
You know why the Starbucks closed?

Coffee is for closers.
:-)

Well done. This thread has legs.
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DeezNutz 10:16 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Nah, just black coffee. Every day.
We're still talking about coffee, right?
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cdcox 10:17 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
We're still talking about coffee, right?
Unfortunately.
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DeezNutz 10:20 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Unfortunately.
This.
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Hammock Parties 10:24 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Fucking divorced 30-year-olds isn't exactly a demanding skill.
I didn't go out with her on accident. :-)
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DeezNutz 10:25 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I didn't go out with her on accident. :-)
DeezNutz approve of this message.

(and so will yours if you follow through on this line of thought)
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Mr. Flopnuts 10:26 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
We were in separate cars.

Anyway, a female friend says she probably likes me, wants to get to know me better and wants me to respect her before she bangs me. So, maybe later this week.

Or I could meet with epic failure again.
No. I think the deal is done. By thursday, she'll be a chie........I mean, by Thursday you'll know what the inside of a vagina feels like.
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Hammock Parties 10:30 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
No. I think the deal is done. By thursday, she'll be a chie........I mean, by Thursday you'll know what the inside of a vagina feels like.
Technically I do. At least my middle finger does.

Actually I'm strangely relieved. This was a little stressful.
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JD10367 10:30 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
She smelled your pre-ejaculate and got spooked on the drive home.
It's rare that I actually laugh out loud. Thanks.
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Mr. Flopnuts 10:31 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Technically I do. At least my middle finger does.

Actually I'm strangely relieved. This was a little stressful.
I ain't talkin bout yo middle finger dawg. Seriously though, the most stressful part is done, don't go full retard at this point and your dick is getting wet. Hands down.
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SPATCH 10:31 PM 06-20-2009
Originally Posted by JD10367:
It's rare that I actually laugh out loud. Thanks.
you should probably try to get out more
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