I just feel like everyone is going to spend all week talking about Mahomes' ankle or Burrow being a Demigod or Chase against this young secondary or Lou Anarumo being a psychopath...and then in the end it's just going to Samaje Perine bludgeoning Bolton and Gay to death.
How can i be mad? NC lost. There are only two teams in college BBall i hate. Duke obviously and NC. NC isn't really that close to duke but i've hated them since Jordan.
I don't hate Kansas. I don't have any reason to. I do hate fake dickheads like Dickinass. It wouldn't matter where he was. I didn't like him at Michigan either.
You love him and want to hug him and touch his nips [Reply]
There have been 2 instances in NFL history where a QB had:
30+ completions 300+ passing yards 4+ TD passes multiple 40+ yard TD passes no more than 1 INT
...and yet still lost. Those 2 instances were Joe Burrow vs. the Ravens in Week 5 & Joe Burrow vs. the Ravens again tonight. pic.twitter.com/vfRaLghMC9
Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar:
You love him and want to hug him and touch his nips
I'd like to pinch his nips right off and stick them up his nose.
Since you mentioned it...story time!
Back a couple years ago when i was 8, living in Sumner Washington, a friend and i were playing outside near one of those old silver campers that you pull behind your car. So my friend was on top of it and he was trying to pull me up the curved part in the back. You know those campers. The one's with the hex-head self tappers that hold the panels together. Yeah, you know what comes next. As he was pulling me up, one of those screws ripped my nipple. Not outward though. It folded it inward about half way down.
I watched them them stitch it up too. As a side note, i'm not sure if this is true for everyone, it barely bled. It felt like a bee stung me, i looked down and saw a spot of blood and then when i looked in my shirt i freaked out. [Reply]
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
That's true. Pat had his 2nd best game of the year against them earlier. 291/1/1
As the inimitable Keith Jackson would say. Whoa Nellie.
If Mahomes/Reid feel like they need to go for 400 through the air to win a game they will do it. They are playing complimentary football. Long, sustained drives. Keep your defense off the field and fresh for the 4th quarter. Wear the opposing defense down. There is a reason why they are making the critical plays in the 4th quarter. Dont need 50 TD/5,000 yard passing game this year. [Reply]
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
No one has a more smug look than Trav. Resting smugface.
Are you kidding me? FFS: He’s been in 4 Super Bowls. He’s won 3 Super Bowls. And he’s about to three-peat with yet ANOTHER Super Bowl win. He’s the greatest TE to ever play the game. He’s a guaranteed 1st ballot HOFer. His team is currently undefeated and the best team in football. He has the #1 sports podcast. He has a great family. He’s a gazillionaire. And most importantly: HE’S BANGIN’ TAYLOR SWIFT! He’s m-fing entitled to resting smugface! (All that and he’s not steeped in stupidity like JaMarr. :-))
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
I'd like to pinch his nips right off and stick them up his nose.
Since you mentioned it...story time!
Back a couple years ago when i was 8, living in Sumner Washington, a friend and i were playing outside near one of those old silver campers that you pull behind your car. So my friend was on top of it and he was trying to pull me up the curved part in the back. You know those campers. The one's with the hex-head self tappers that hold the panels together. Yeah, you know what comes next. As he was pulling me up, one of those screws ripped my nipple. Not outward though. It folded it inward about half way down.
I watched them them stitch it up too. As a side note, i'm not sure if this is true for everyone, it barely bled. It felt like a bee stung me, i looked down and saw a spot of blood and then when i looked in my shirt i freaked out.
Oouuuch f*** rfaulk, I could've done without reading that [Reply]
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
I'd like to pinch his nips right off and stick them up his nose.
Since you mentioned it...story time!
Back a couple years ago when i was 8, living in Sumner Washington, a friend and i were playing outside near one of those old silver campers that you pull behind your car. So my friend was on top of it and he was trying to pull me up the curved part in the back. You know those campers. The one's with the hex-head self tappers that hold the panels together. Yeah, you know what comes next. As he was pulling me up, one of those screws ripped my nipple. Not outward though. It folded it inward about half way down.
I watched them them stitch it up too. As a side note, i'm not sure if this is true for everyone, it barely bled. It felt like a bee stung me, i looked down and saw a spot of blood and then when i looked in my shirt i freaked out.
This story seems suspect, but I don’t wanna know the truth! 🤣🤣 [Reply]
