Damn! Beat me to it. That's exactly what I was going to post.
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Private Cowboy:
He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
Private Joker:
What was the matter with him?
Private Cowboy:
He was jerkin' off ten times a day.
Private Eightball:
No sh*t. At least ten times a day.
Private Cowboy:
Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy f***er starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.
Originally Posted by ThyKingdomCome15:
Innocent until proven guilty or how does this work?
Innocent until six different women independently all say the same thing about you and media have been whispering for years that you've been banned from massage parlors.