Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Yeah im much smarter than some dental hygienist who lives in the boonies and gets into fights at little league games. Wear your mask idiot
He's a "scientist."
Just ask him -he'll tell you. [Reply]
Once you got back in your ranger Madonna came on the radio singing papa don’t preach bill’s gonna keep his baby. You better hit them weights now while you can. Your gonna be bitching about sore tits and chewed up nipples in your CP threads before you know it [Reply]
You can’t stay Bill. The Butthole baby Bill is going to pass sending babies and their parents to Greenland to mine lithium ion chips for our electronics [Reply]
I’ve never had it, never had any symptom that could have remotely been COVID. Everyone else in my household got it at one time or another. I go to Vegas every year for the CES show with 200K people crammed into tight spaces, go to the gym, even though retired now I trained a lot of Jiu-jitsu during the COVID era and rolled with several people that had it when I was training with them in close proximity. Although I still get a cold once a year or so. My sister, who is overweight and anti-vaxxer almost died from COVID so maybe I am just lucky or a super-mutant or whatever. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Billay, sorry you’re sick.
Question though. When a big boi is doing serious work on your dick dumpster and you fart, do they consider that a Heef in your community?
Every time he farts it qualifies as a super spreader event in more ways than one. He can paint your living room ceiling with just two farts and a half gallon of paint [Reply]
Originally Posted by booger:
Every time he farts it qualifies as a super spreader event in more ways than one. He can paint your living room ceiling with just two farts and a half gallon of paint
You would need to take a benadryl if u ever inhaled my asshole dust [Reply]