Resident CP internet hardman and former State Super Heavyweight Bareback Wrestling Champion TheGuardian has been on a warpath recently challenging many of us on here to fights. He is mostly known for thought provoking and insightful posts such as this:
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Pat sucks
**** him
Anyway, the intention of this thread is to chronicle all threats of violence by said user just in case he acts upon them. The list is fluid and will be updated periodically.
Raiders - 29 November 2024
ydub
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Come call me a pussy and see if you don't get a beat down
St. Patty's Fire
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can come too.
Panthers - 24 November 2024
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can donate a few bucks to me coming there to slap the piss out of you and watch you crumble.
Delano's mother - admission of guilt
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I got your mom last night tho
Non-GDT threats of violence
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Wasn't that the game where he blew out Rice's knee?
I am def not the biggest crybaby in the game threads and I'd actually fist your wife and then beat your ass in front of her you low rent mental poverty bitch
Coochie liquor
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I've literally been here since 2009 you mental midget, since you can't do math. And far too many people, like you too, have gotten used to talking shit like that on the net without getting punched in the mouth. Exactly why that kid through it was ok to call Kelce a bundle of sticks with no repercussions.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.
The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.
You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.
You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.
Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy
The entire Buffalo Bills roster
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
God I want to beat the living shit out of that team
Tony Romo
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I'd give up a month of my income to have 5 minutes alone in a room with Romo, just to beat him half to death. Few people I've ever despised as much as that piece of shit
Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
I would pay good money to see TheGuardian versus staylor mixing it up at the George Brett statue.
I was thinking the same.
Staylor has threatened to beat my ass at least 6 different times. Now I’m wondering why TheGuardian hasn’t done so even once. I need to pump these numbers up. [Reply]
Originally Posted by :
Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.
The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.
You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.
You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.
Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
To me bitch mode is sitting on your computer talking shit to people in a way you'd never do to their face, and then of course say "yes I would" when no you wouldn't. So there.
I knocked out a cow in the countryside once, one punch to the face. But then its mate saw what was going on and I had to scarper from a whole group of them. Managed to get out the gate, but then they stood up on their hind legs and started firing milk at me from their tits! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Womble:
I knocked out a cow in the countryside once, one punch to the face. But then its mate saw what was going on and I had to scarper from a whole group of them. Managed to get out the gate, but then they stood up on their hind legs and started firing milk at me from their tits!
British humor like the Inbetweeners is truly trash. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
ahhh yes 4 posts among 8500. Truly a menace. :-)
Like Mike Tyson, I’m a heavyweight and I am old. If CP will front a $60 million payday: I will fight you like Tyson fought Paul. Just don’t knock me out until the later rounds. We want to give CP a good show. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Womble:
What's interesting is how TheGuardian hasn't yet challenged Hammock Parties to a fight to the death. He probably saw that video of Clay running up the hill and thought "nah, I don't stand a ****ing chance against that guy".
