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Bufkin 06:21 PM 03-25-2015
Annnnnnd done.
Originally Posted by TribalElder:
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt...e19704618.html

The video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQMHexzkJUo

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wazu 10:47 PM 03-25-2015
Originally Posted by Strongside:
Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.
This has potential.
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wazu 10:53 PM 03-25-2015
Instead of screaming "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON", though, work it in subliminally. Make it like the "meow" game. Work it in once, then continue on with the story for another sentence, then say it again. Calm. See how many times you can say it before they pick up on it and disconnect you.
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TimBone 11:02 PM 03-25-2015
Originally Posted by Strongside:
Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.
Yessss.
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Dave Lane 12:15 AM 03-26-2015
Originally Posted by cosmo20002:
If you work in the word "cosmo" I will give you 35% of my casino cash AND a rep. A positive rep.
If you mention Dave Lane Astrophotography you get all my casino cash and double your bonus items.
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Dave Lane 12:16 AM 03-26-2015
Originally Posted by Strongside:
Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.
Boom goes the dynamite.
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big nasty kcnut 12:30 AM 03-26-2015
First tell them good morning then tell them that everything is wrong and true problem is with the ifh that group is controlling the minds while cupping the balls and stroking the shaft!
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Imon Yourside 02:14 AM 03-26-2015
I would tell them the founding fathers of this nation actually built everything out of Lincoln Logs and then retired peacefully to the planet Kolab. However You should PM Bob Dole to get his take on it before proceeding further.
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Kman34 05:53 AM 03-26-2015
Originally Posted by Strongside:
Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.
Winner!! :-):-)
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alnorth 08:16 AM 03-26-2015
Originally Posted by wazu:
Instead of screaming "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON", though, work it in subliminally. Make it like the "meow" game. Work it in once, then continue on with the story for another sentence, then say it again. Calm. See how many times you can say it before they pick up on it and disconnect you.
yep, its on delay, if you scream anything it probably won't get on air
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Coochie liquor 03:30 AM 04-26-2015
Soooo....... NOTY???
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Nightfyre 03:49 AM 04-26-2015
Originally Posted by Strongside:
Tell them your name is Hog Farmer. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.
fyp.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 07:23 AM 04-26-2015
IN.
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Bufkin 07:26 AM 04-26-2015
I'm going to do it whenever I wake up in time, since the call-ins start at the ass crack of buttfuck.

And before you tell me to set an alarm, you can shove that idea up your ass. I wouldn't wake up 5 minutes early for this place, let alone 5 in the morning.
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Bugeater 07:31 AM 04-26-2015
Set a goddamn alarm.
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hometeam 08:01 AM 04-26-2015
SO then.. never?
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