Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Ladies and gentlemen, the new Keg in KC.
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Her rationale is that when we get down to business, it's a whole production.

She's got to get hers first, and that takes a while. But she knows how to hit my release valve in about 3 min. With a 3 yr old in the house it's quicker and easier just to get me off when I need it, and then I always end up giving her hers during that rico post.
I'm really fucking loving the way things are now. She's pretty hot, so I can really need some relief at any given moment.
We have been together for 5 years, and went through a really dry period after the kid....it was not easy for me.
Now it's like twice a week or more. I can definitely live with that.
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Fire up that Pip Boy and allocate more points to Charisma.
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How about points in employment beyond freelance writing at $50 a job and announcing for $10/hr for 10 hours a month?
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Everyone knows the ring goes on the blowies stop.

Kids let this be a lesson for you. Avoid the ring as long as possible. Or stash Ho money.
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Not true.
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Gents,

If your woman won't go down you might need to clean up the area. If that fails, shame her into it.

"Really? Wow. Every girl I've ever been with does this."
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Post the convo here.
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:-)

"honey...15 pieces of flare is the minimum. You do want to do more than the minimum, don't you"?
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That too.
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me too. or at least without a heads up
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I don't think this is Universal Truth.
I am in the camp that Oral is part of a healthy sexual relationship.
That being said, I am healthy
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This I don't get.

A ladygarden is a lush patch of land, but a mouth, a mouth has . . . dexterity.

Vagslappin' is like a good roller coaster, throw your hands in the air and ride like your hair's on fire.

But a BJ with a modicum of expertise. Often is the time I black out, and wake up later like I'd hibernated all winter with a sammich and beer on the night table. Bitch could've robbed me blind in the mean time.

BJ's turn me into a fainting goat.


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You know who else gave blow jobs? The Nazis, that's who.
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:-)
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