I was all set for a spectacular long weekend with Chiefs hosting Ravens opening night then the following day we would drive down the coast to San Simeon and tour Hearst Castle with a couple nights beachside relaxation for the weekend.
Well, now she's suggesting we add a night and leave a day early -- Thursday, staying in romantic Carmel by the Sea that night.
Trouble is, that's our opening night game.
She knows I am a serious Chiefs fan and rarely miss a game. Especially the opener.
Oh CP geniuses of life choice advice, what should I do?
(poll forthcoming)
(*The Quadfecta, is the rare event of four simultaneously awesome things at once. In this case, A shower beer, while getting a BJ, while watching sports -- achieved only once in this lifetime, in Las Vegas many years ago. As rare as haley's Comet I may never see another one in this lifetime) [Reply]
Originally Posted by ToxSocks:
If she's trying to schedule something on the Chiefs opening night, then she doesn't love you. She's probably already sleeping with the gardener.
Ok have a early dinner on Thursday. Then tell her that you want to be ready tomorrow so let's rest up tonight and boom chiefs game on tv. Afterward victory sex. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Oh, that gives me another idea.
Tie her to the bed, blindfold her and put in ear plugs, and then you can go over on commercial breaks while she goes wild with anticipation during your three-hour marathon teasing session.
