Originally Posted by Holladay:
All of us have sharted a lil bit through life. It is bad in a busy work place environment...you have to walk like the Ginger Bread Man and hopefully no one notices.
I think the worst story (maybe here on CP) was a dude trying to anal with a beauty and she crapped all over him. He ran from the house...naked.
My worst story was when I was still kinda a newlywed. (1-2yrs). We slept in a small full sized bed. We slept naked per usual. Just laid down and oops. Damn that sucked. THIS was a situation where you can not hide it:-) I blacked out after this (memory hole) and haven't a clue how the situation was remedied.
The older we get, the better our Spidey senses get thus it doesn't turn into an episode.