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scho63 05:36 PM 02-24-2012
I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood
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Caseyguyrr 09:33 AM 02-25-2012
id hit it
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notorious 10:07 AM 02-25-2012
It happens to the pregnant all of the time. My wife ballooned, and now she is working her way back to 125.
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Fairplay 10:12 AM 02-25-2012
She is only 5 ft 2.

So her pregnancy will very noticeable, as opposed to taller women.
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Setsuna 10:30 AM 02-25-2012
People who call other people weird are fucking degenerates and society shuns them.
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Mr. Laz 10:45 AM 02-25-2012
Originally Posted by jspchief:
Actually, it pretty much does. Her mediocre music career is long over. The only acting jobs she's gotten certainly weren't about her acting skills.

The only reason she exists as a celebrity is her looks. She's free to cash checks for her looks, then she's free game when she turns into a cow.
actually i think she is doing a bunch of other stuff ... clothing line,business stuff etc.
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RockChalk 10:52 AM 02-25-2012
Anyone who says they wouldn't "hit this" is flat out lying. Hell, I'd do her just to say I did JS
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ghak99 01:34 PM 02-25-2012
Originally Posted by RockChalk:
Anyone who says they wouldn't "hit this" is flat out lying. Hell, I'd do her just to say I did JS
I'm with you.

A phobia of dead end streets... the kid would have.

Would be the biggest figurative, and quite possible literal, notch in the belt so far! :-).
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MOhillbilly 01:52 PM 02-25-2012
Something akin to this.
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OnTheWarpath15 02:18 PM 02-25-2012
She had put on a lot of weight even before her pregnancy. Pic from Summer 2010:



Maybe her, Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Love Hewitt can get a group rate at their local gym.

It's a goddamn travesty those three let themselves go like that.
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Chief Roundup 03:13 PM 02-25-2012
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I could stop buying dairy products for a while. Love me some delicious breast milk.
Oh can't stand Breast Milk. :-)
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Hammock Parties 04:34 PM 02-25-2012
Originally Posted by jspchief:
The only reason she exists as a celebrity is her looks. She's free to cash checks for her looks, then she's free game when she turns into a cow.
:-)
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dilligaf 05:43 PM 02-25-2012
Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked...
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qabbaan 05:44 PM 02-25-2012
Yes I would.
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notorious 05:45 PM 02-25-2012
Originally Posted by dilligaf:
Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked...

It's not too great, I will tell you that.
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BillSelfsTrophycase 07:53 PM 02-25-2012
Originally Posted by luv:
Her life doesn't revolve around being your fap material.
False, her celebrity status depends on it
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