You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.
This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.
No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.
All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.
Known bribes:
BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.
If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.
BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.
Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief
Raised on Riots:
Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.
Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.
Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time
Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins:
I stand by that statement.
However, I'm breaking out the soldering iron if I see another performance like today.
Question for you: What is your guys' opinion on Gholston? Seemed like he was making progress, but once Pace came back they just buried him on the bench.
The board I visit, which is comprised of fans that are pretty reasonable as opposed to the Radio City dumbfuck crowd, have been up Gholston's ass all year long in disappointment. [Reply]
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins:
I stand by that statement.
However, I'm breaking out the soldering iron if I see another performance like today.
Question for you: What is your guys' opinion on Gholston? Seemed like he was making progress, but once Pace came back they just buried him on the bench.
I almost forgot about dunking your balls in chum and jumping in the shark tank!
Dude, Gholston is lost on the field. he has made no progress at all from last year. he cant fight off blocks and always gets caught on the inside on running plays. he is awful! And Sanchez is regressing..hes getting worse, not better. a competent head coach would have brought in a veteran backup qb and a good qb coach to coach this guy..Fatso has no clue what hes doing.. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.
"I'm ROR, and I approve of this message".:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.
they should have done one of these for last years kotn voting! He should have won it last year! A worthy adversary to be sure.
"the force is strong with this one!"
Im just glad I didnt fall into a loophole because I started my account on one of the last days of the year in 2008 and therefore wouldnt have been eligible for this years competition.
I just hope people feel I deserve the title. It seems they do. I think it is kinda cool! [Reply]
Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~ [Reply]
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider:
Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
It's the time honored American way.
I know little about those up less ROR. I was one of the first to reach out to him after his epic start. His posting style is different than mine but I have no issue with him. I do like the fact this JD guy has said nothing and stayed out of the mix. As far as Boss he seems to take this way to serious and did not show the same class ROR did by voting for someone else. I intend on backing one of them but have yet to decide who will get the benifit of my casino cash~ [Reply]