So if you lick it, your are licking the tounge of everyone else that has ever done it.
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Only during showers.
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Apparently there are some prudes in here who wouldn't the whole thing.
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What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?
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I suspect that, as ass size increases, the ability to reliably wipe it well decreases proportionally. So, while I have nothing against fat chicks generally, I might observe the no fat chicks rule in this instance. Im not quite sure about exact parameters of width, depth etc, but I would be willing to do some research if someone would fund me.
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A heightened chance of buttsecks, for one.
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Umm, excuse me, uhh, miss...

I was wondering if I uhh...could...uhh..

Maybe lick your asshole?
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Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.
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I quit reading after this.
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Yep, 'specially Asians.
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Yeah WTF? Who wants to fuck a flagpole?
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I was more so referencing her ant hills.
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Asians have the tasty butts?

Theres Tip #1 for the ass eating guide for straight guys.
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but i bet her accent ruined it.
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