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burt 10:36 AM 11-21-2024
Hi! I've been gon a long time! I've switched several jobs, got married (a mistake at this point) and lost 56 lbs. Unfortunately, I lost weight mostly through illness. Now I have completely quit booze and it's coming off steadily. Down to 224 from 286. 46 inch waist to 38. I am on top of my illness and things are looking good. Except the marriage.

Oh, and 2 weeks ago, I found out I have a 37 year old son that I had no idea existed. I have met him and his family. Wife and 2 kids. I now have 2 more grand kids! And that's all cool.

AMA!
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burt 03:30 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by dlphg9:
I have a few questions

1. How long you been gone and why did you leave?
2. How long had you been split up with wife #1 before getting hitched to #2?
3. How long have you and this new wife been dating and how long have you been married?
4. What's going on with the new wife? What the rift and have you guys talked divorce? Does she even know you're unhappy?
1) Goodness, I don't know how long. But it's only because I've been so damn busy!
2) 15 years?
3) 10 years because the first divorce was so nasty. Married 2 years.
4) Not explaining. Briefly. Oh yeah she knows and will know more tonight.
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burt 03:31 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by dlphg9:
5. Have to talked to your secret sons mom since finding him?
Yes. Via PM's. And she swears she didn't know. But regardless, she HAS to stick to that story now. Or completely spin out her son.
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Rasputin 03:38 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by R Clark:
Sounds like you almost got what you deserved
Yeah I'm sure I deserved my brains splattered all over the windshield.
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Iowanian 04:17 PM 11-21-2024
If you’d have been paying attention,you’d have know you should just have taken head from Alice at Mel’s diner.
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BryanBusby 04:44 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by htismaqe:
Ha. Next thing we know, we will get a "hello from prison" post from burt.
"Not even the prison wife is working out. Too much teeth."
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Iowanian 04:48 PM 11-21-2024
Since it show and tell….how did you find out about the kid?


Last year a local guy knocked on my friends door. He’s known him his entire life….guy calls him dad……another friend is his dad…..mom must have accidentally tripped on my friends baby wand. The kids wife had him do one of those DNA test and it linked him to my friend and another kid TBD.
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neech 04:50 PM 11-21-2024
What happened on your health burt?
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TLO 04:58 PM 11-21-2024
https://www.tahoeyukonforum.com/thre...orning.147449/
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Rasputin 05:03 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by TLO:
https://www.tahoeyukonforum.com/thre...orning.147449/
My Tahoe never smells like farts.
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burt 05:05 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by neech:
What happened on your health burt?
Combination of celiac disease and lymphocytic cytosis. If I got exposed to gluten, it started a war between the two and I became a zombie. Nauseous and extremely lethargic. Hard to make a living like that. Plus the urgency to sit down in the bathroom 6 to 8 times a day. The weight loss is nice, I wouldn't suggest it as a weight loss program.
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burt 05:06 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by Rasputin:
My Tahoe never smells like farts.
liar.
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Rausch 05:28 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by Monty:
It's next on the list. :-)

Glad to have you back and can't wait to hear about the other children you don't know about. :-)
Do not recommend...
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Rasputin 05:37 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by burt:
liar.
It smells musty now because it's been sitting in the yard for a couple years. I need to get rid of it.
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|Zach| 05:39 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by burt:
Hi! I've been gon a long time! I've switched several jobs, got married (a mistake at this point) and lost 56 lbs. Unfortunately, I lost weight mostly through illness. Now I have completely quit booze and it's coming off steadily. Down to 224 from 286. 46 inch waist to 38. I am on top of my illness and things are looking good. Except the marriage.

Oh, and 2 weeks ago, I found out I have a 37 year old son that I had no idea existed. I have met him and his family. Wife and 2 kids. I now have 2 more grand kids! And that's all cool.

AMA!
holy shit
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Marcellus 06:40 PM 11-21-2024
Originally Posted by Rasputin:
My Tahoe never smells like farts.
Probably smelled like shit when dude started shooting at you.
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