I have a date. - Page 387

Originally Posted by luv:
She mentioned coffee. Do you like coffee?

"Hey, you mentioned getting together for coffee. Why don't we meet up at Starbucks for a latte (cappuccino, whatever). My treat, of course. You free on Thursday?""

Do you not like coffee?

"Hey, you mentioned getting together for coffee. I don't tend to drink it myself, but I'm sure I can find something I like at Starbucks. Your latte (cappuccino, whatever) is on me. I'm free on Thursday evening."

Coffee with females is code for sex. If they ask if you'd like to get coffee I assure you sex is the real goal. Luv will back me up on this one.
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Coffee with females is code for sex. If they ask if you'd like to get coffee I assure you sex is the real goal. Luv will back me up on this one.

I hate coffee, so, if I'm asking for it, you KNOW I mean something else. :-)
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Even if it comes with a creamy head?
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
You want to take here to an adult video store?

I bet she would be up for it. She's that cool.
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Coffee with females is code for sex. If they ask if you'd like to get coffee I assure you sex is the real goal. Luv will back me up on this one.

WHOA WHOA WHOA

WHOA

FUCK?

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Originally Posted by luv:
I hate coffee, so, if I'm asking for it, you KNOW I mean something else. :-)

What does it mean when you're asking for bondage and sodomy?
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Even if it comes with a creamy head?

I love my "coffee" with heavy cream.
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
What does it mean when you're asking for bondage and sodomy?

Be gentle.
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Originally Posted by luv:
Be gentle.

Women are fucking confusing. :-)
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
Women are ****ing confusing. :-)

:-)

Actually, it means "Where are my handcuffs and blindfold?"
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Originally Posted by luv:
:-)

Actually, it means "Where are my handcuffs and blindfold?"

Blindfolds are for pussies.
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
Blindfolds are for pussies.

The blindfold can be fun.
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Originally Posted by luv:
The blindfold can be fun.

You can skip the blindfold. If I don't want to see what you're doing.....I'll close my eyes.
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Originally Posted by luv:
The blindfold can be fun.

Especially if you're fucking the truly hideous.
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
You can skip the blindfold. If I don't want to see what you're doing.....I'll close my eyes.

See, that's where women are different (or maybe I'm different). Touch is a wonderful sense, especially if I want to see what you're doing but can't.
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