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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 01:48 PM 05-17-2009
Originally Posted by StcChief:
personnel trainer that tried to "bulk up" to compete for lifting competition.... and got a little outta hand maybe?
Nah, she's not competitive.
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bevischief 07:07 PM 05-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Jesus...this really hot, 20-year old personal trainer just started hitting on me. My head is spinning. We're both former fatties who started going to the gym and have a lot in common. WTF!!! WTF!!! BEAUTY IS A CURSE! WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS HOT GIRL? It's like juggling Nitroglycerin. One wrong move and it blows up in my face.
Without pics it is worthless...
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Fairplay 07:12 PM 05-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Jesus...this really hot, 20-year old personal trainer just started hitting on me. My head is spinning. We're both former fatties who started going to the gym and have a lot in common. WTF!!! WTF!!! BEAUTY IS A CURSE! WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS HOT GIRL? It's like juggling Nitroglycerin. One wrong move and it blows up in my face.
You stud! Oh, you have to be one to be called one. My bad.

Go home and jerk off to someone you will never have.
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Hammock Parties 07:16 PM 05-17-2009
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
You stud! Oh, you have to be one to be called one. My bad.

Go home and jerk off to someone you will never have.
Are you angry that I might get laid? Is that it?
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Fairplay 07:18 PM 05-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Are you angry that I might get laid? Is that it?
Might is the word.

I am still waiting for i did.
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luv 08:10 PM 05-17-2009
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
Might is the word.

I am still waiting for i did.
I would advise you not to hold our breath.
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Halfcan 08:17 PM 05-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
I would advise you not to hold our breath.
:-)
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Hammock Parties 10:14 PM 05-19-2009
I am an 86 year old widow who lives alone and was looking for a young man who can
spend a little time with me tonight and teach me a few things that I never got a chance
to do...but with patience, a young man who doesn't seem to mind having sex with an old lady.

I never had the chance to do oral or have anal sex but willing to try.

I never done a lot of sex positions but hoping to try if some young man can show me
a thing or two.

I love being nude and walking around my house that way so don't be too surprised
of I answer the door nude.


Must be at least 25-50 to get my interests and DDF with NSA.

Race doesn't matter!
but you can't be over 6'inches because I am not able to handle more than that.

My joints are not as flexible like they used to be
but I am willing to try to be as sexual as possible!!!!!!!!!

I live alone with my dog so noone will disturb or hear me moan, looking to get some practice on oral first
before we get started into the heavy stuff so be patient.

I look forward to hearing from someone and will wait for a reply A.S.A.P!!!!!
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keg in kc 10:24 PM 05-19-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
but you can't be over 6'inches because I am not able to handle more than that.
Years and years I've been waiting to hear that, and when it finally comes, it's a fucking 86-year old women.

If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
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Spott 10:27 PM 05-19-2009
Damn, you're thinking about going downtown on an 86 year old woman?
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Hammock Parties 10:28 PM 05-19-2009
Who said I was thinking about it? Jesus Christ not in a million years if she was the last woman on earth.
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Spott 10:31 PM 05-19-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Who said I was thinking about it? Jesus Christ not in a million years if she was the last woman on earth.
So has she sent you any nude pics yet so you can see the goods first?
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Mr. Flopnuts 10:35 PM 05-19-2009
Originally Posted by Spott:
So has she sent you any nude pics yet so you can see the goods first?
What's the difference between an old man, and an old woman?


Wrinkled tits.
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Hammock Parties 10:36 PM 05-19-2009
Unfortunately granny's goods were all over the internet already.
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teedubya 10:39 PM 05-19-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Nah, she's not competitive.
just be a man, and go for the poon. its not THAT big of deal. Relax... I'd tell you to just be yourself... but, I think it would be wiser to just be a cooler version of yourself. :-D
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