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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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T-post Tom 02:02 AM 03-21-2009
Interesting read...

http://themodernsavage.com/2008/09/3...-male-virgins/
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Mecca 02:13 AM 03-21-2009
That thing you linked is hilarious.....

Are there really people like that? I've never watched porn and had it quench my desire to go find chicks to bang..

Some of what he is describes is just frankly people who are naturally socially awkward, that's in those peoples heads. You'll never teach someone confidence or wit or personality you have that or you don't.
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Hammock Parties 02:29 AM 03-21-2009
Look what I missed tonight...affliction shirt FTW!




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'Hamas' Jenkins 02:30 AM 03-21-2009
Affliction=cocksuckery.
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Mecca 02:56 AM 03-21-2009
I can see that chicks nipple..
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beach tribe 03:00 AM 03-21-2009
Those chicks look like cumdumpsters.

Forgive my brutal honesty, I drunk, and I'm a bartender. I know flusies when I see them.
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Katipan 06:01 AM 03-21-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
The people who hit me (or rather, drove innocently into my poor turning skillz), were chinese. That would add some hilarity to the situation. We could give them terrible accents and make them really pissed off at me.
Don't fuck with karma, baby...

Originally Posted by Claythan:
No no the other thing. Asians can go to hell.
-- Cockblocking the white man since B.C.
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Sure-Oz 11:10 AM 03-21-2009
damn it sucks to be you, i look at my problems and they aren't so bad
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Hammock Parties 03:54 AM 03-22-2009
Upon further review...

The car accident may have been a blessing in disguise.

It literally saved me from another train wreck.
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Hammock Parties 10:48 AM 03-28-2009
Wow, look at THIS piece of ass.


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The Franchise 12:54 PM 03-28-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Wow, look at THIS piece of ass.

Her body says 18 but her face says 45.
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Hammock Parties 12:56 PM 03-28-2009
I know, she's perfect.
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Bowser 01:02 PM 03-28-2009
Originally Posted by ladernawe:
World is in financial crise, most of countries are in recession. For 2008, an estimated 2.6 million U.S. jobs were eliminated. In Russia only in december 2008 1.0 million jobs were eliminated. Learn how to survive and play virtual stock exchange trading with stocks and goods. Only the best wins!


h t t p : / / oopsIpoopedmypants. net
I'd help out, but I just collected my 45 million from a Nigerian banker. Sorry!
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Bowser 01:03 PM 03-28-2009
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
Her body says 18 but her face says 45.
Looks like she's coming off of 30 straight hours partying.
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Hammock Parties 10:39 PM 04-02-2009
Says the 36-old MILF:

Originally Posted by :
Hi sexy,

hey there! i've missed ya.. i'm still in houston, but coming back tomorrow night. i got a lot done here and can't wait to be home.. and i'm coming home single again! gotta love that shit!
anyways, i hope you had a good week and you have a great weekend!
take care babe!
m
:-)
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