Originally Posted by RealSNR:
PATRICK BRO I LOVE YOU IN ABOUT THE MOST INTENSE AND BEAUTIFUL WAY A GROWN MAN CAN WATCH ANOTHER GROWN MAN PLAY SPORTS WITHOUT MAKING IT CREEPY AND/OR WEIRD PLEASE KNOW EVERY TIME I REFERENCE YOU IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT IT IS ALL IN GOOD FUN AND HUMOR AND IF THAT CREEPS YOU OUT JUST MESSAGE SIMPLY RED ON FACEBOOK SO HE CAN DELIVER THE MESSAGE TO US ALL I WANT WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY BECAUSE YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER IN A TOTALLY NON GAY WAY I HOPE THAT THIS POST DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT I EXIST THAT'S OKAY AND I PROMISE THAT IF I EVER MEET YOU IN PERSON I WON'T MAKE IT AWKWARD BY FANGIRLING AND TAKING OFF MY SHIRT, I'LL BE COOL ABOUT IT AND JUST KEEP IT FRIENDLY AND CHILL BRO AGAIN I LOVE YOU AND GO CHIEFS