This is horrifying. Supposed to be a press conference soon with more details. Rumors seem to indicate it happened on the Verrukt, the world's tallest waterslide.
Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic:
If I’m a business owner looking to relocate, I’m watching this situation unfold very carefully. Maybe I’m thinking Kansas is a little too lawsuit happy and maybe Arkansas or Mississippi is more business friendly for me.
Mortimer! We've decided to relocate the company. Give me a list of states that don't prosecute if you kinda accidentally kill children due to our own gross negligence. Special consideration to location matches with complete lack of safety regulation. We're looking for "Business friendly!" [Reply]
Originally Posted by patteeu:
Come on, guys. PunkinDrublic has been here since 2001. How can so many long time posters not recognize his posts as the performance of a caricature? Especially when the posts are so over the top. He’s being sarcastic. Don’t make me bury my face in my palm. :-)
Originally Posted by TribalElder:
If the kid who died wasn’t white and the son of a white politician there is no way this would still be going on. It would have gotten swept under the rug like when the police kill someone.
Originally Posted by patteeu:
Come on, guys. PunkinDrublic has been here since 2001. How can so many long time posters not recognize his posts as the performance of a caricature? Especially when the posts are so over the top. He’s being sarcastic. Don’t make me bury my face in my palm. :-)
Dammit Pat why do you have to ruin my trolling! [Reply]
Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic:
Dammit Pat why do you have to ruin my trolling!
So you admit to using a decapitated dead kid to lie and have some personal yucks at the expense of a dead kid? To use and laugh at other posters real feelings on this event? [Reply]
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
So you admit to using a decapitated dead kid to lie and have some personal yucks at the expense of a dead kid? To use and laugh at other posters real feelings on this event?
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
So you admit to using a decapitated dead kid to lie and have some personal yucks at the expense of a dead kid? To use and laugh at other posters real feelings on this event?
Seriously! Next he'll be making fun of decapitated living kids. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
So you admit to using a decapitated dead kid to lie and have some personal yucks at the expense of a dead kid? To use and laugh at other posters real feelings on this event?
Lol, no I was fucking with the anti regulation absolutist liberatarian types. After lurking in DC for some time it was pretty easy to learn their arguments. [Reply]