:-) :-) :-)...Clay, you are destined to die un-cunted.
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Seriously that reads like a bad movie script more than it does a real life situation.
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badum-ching!
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Clay, when you get a chance, come up to Como, I will bust enough wedges to get you some slash, I swear to fuck.
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The people who hit me (or rather, drove innocently into my poor turning skillz), were chinese. That would add some hilarity to the situation. We could give them terrible accents and make them really pissed off at me.
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I can probably do it on my own if I can just avoid traffic accidents. And divine intervention.
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Is "riding around" a "Brokeback Mountain" reference? NTTAWWT


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You should listen to "Black Korea".
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So, Clay is getting ready to spit on his forefingers and go three deep into someone?
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LOL oh jesus...

Son do you know what a slumpbuster is?
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Not remotely. I'm getting ready to edit some WPI articles. Because after my fun-filled Friday night, I feel the urge to be responsible. And I don't have anything to mix into this booze either.
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The mo'fucker ain't got a slump. He's got a never was. He needs to go up against a mo'fuckin Jason Marquis or Brett Tomko, not just a Jeff Francis, herrrrre.
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Sometimes I think Claythans biggest problem is he's trying to take Dennis Eckersley deep in the world series in his first career at bat.
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When he's really facing Byung Hyung Kim.

Just let that goddamned rat sucking fuck walk you or throw up a tate and you can cock fuck that bitch into the 18th row.
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Dude my first-at bat was Tuesday. I hit a single off Kenny Rogers in a spring training game. It's all good.
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