I committed a driving error, that's what.

Funny that I spend two hours driving around trying to find the fucking place and fuck it all up as I'm about to cross the finish line.

I have no good things to say about any religious deities.
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I think a movie could be made about your life at this point...
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No, I'm nobody special. Just another fuckup. Lots of those.
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Not like this though, this fuckup is something you see in a movie not in real life. I mean this is just like movie scenario bad luck...

Like I could tell you fucked up stories about my friends and none of them have movie sitcom laugh plots like that one you just told does.
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lol this is movie shit, eh?

We can alter the script to make me fall in love with the tow truck driver. We'll make it a beautiful woman though instead of a fat man.
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We'd have to add and subtract things to make it more entertaining but still that last story has to stay in..

We'd give you a friend who banged all these chicks you wouldn't and then afterwards he'd say to you "I'll let you smell my dick for 5 dollars" to which you'll be grossed out.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w

NSFW, language.
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sux for you
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God, fuck I'm drunk.
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Well on the brightside atleast you didn't hit anything.
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Ummm....ok???
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You missed Claythans story didn't you...
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Yes, please do tell.
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Claythan basically went to meet some chick at a club, got in a car accident pulling into the club and then spent his night riding around with a tow truck driver.
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You are bound to hit something if you circle the block enough times
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