I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Mr. Flopnuts 10:40 PM 03-20-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
Breaking News: She's taking him home.
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:15 PM 03-20-2009
I think he's getting some pussy tonight. The tow truck driver took him home and she's coming to pick him up.
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DeezNutz 11:19 PM 03-20-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
WTF are you talking about? Certainly I'm missing a joke, right?
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:58 PM 03-20-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz :
No seriously. He texted me when it all went down. He was about to pull into the club and he hit someone.
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DeezNutz 12:00 AM 03-21-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
Oh no. Hope he's ok and not freaking out too badly.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts :
atleast it seems like the night ended well...for a second I bet he felt like he couldn't catch a break.
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:04 AM 03-21-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz :
Nah, he's good. I think he's going to finally get some puddintang tonight. This girl I guess is going to come pick him up and you know she's feeling sorry for him already.
:-)
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DeezNutz 12:04 AM 03-21-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts ::-)
Blessing in disguise, potentially.
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Hammock Parties 12:09 AM 03-21-2009
Basically I will never get laid.
The universe wills it.
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:11 AM 03-21-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan :
What the fuck happened? Goddamn you.
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Hammock Parties 12:15 AM 03-21-2009
She's not coming to pick me up. I misinterpreted her. She was going to pick me up and drive me home. I had to go with the tow truck driver.
Anyway, 4.5 hours of driving around, destroying cars and talking about football with a fat tow truck driver. Great Friday night.
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:18 AM 03-21-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan :
Call her up and ask her for pity fellatio.
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Hammock Parties 12:21 AM 03-21-2009
No. I'm not a fucking asshole.
I'm going to have some fun with my friends Jim and Jack, though.
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Hammock Parties 12:51 AM 03-21-2009
The accident was my fault.
I'm a giant fuckup.
I need to join a monastery or something.
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DeezNutz 12:54 AM 03-21-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan :
Well, what happened?
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