I have a date. - Page 375

Originally Posted by Iowanian:
every chic does anal.

They do if you lubricate them properly. "Lubricate" meaning a number of different things, not necessarily just astroglide and/or foreplay.
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Unless things have changed SIGNIFICANTLY in the past 6-7 years.....I doubt 3/10 girls go to doody-town.

If you're cruising for Carp, I guess you're likely to find a higher percentage that eat off the bottom.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
You're right, I probably have sorry game compared to a mother's basement dwelling troglodyte who learned everything he knows about dating from watching pRon and thinks every chic does anal. You're a real catch, I'm sure you drop more bitches/day than cookie crumbs.

I'm apparently no Austin-3hief, but I did just fine for myself back in the day.

I guess I'll have to defer my bride of 5+ years to your superior skillzzzzz. Its just lucky for me I won her from KGB in the poker game or I'd be applying to be your wingman so I could catch the crumbs from those goth-wynona judd lookalikes you're bufuing every day.

:-)

This post is hilarious because you actually think it's going to piss me off.

See your schtick with me is funny you obviously don't like me so it's generally "lets cut on mecca" in some way or another, and hey I don't really care I don't expect everyone to like me but it's funny to see the same tired shit all the time.
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I'd say it's closer to 5-6/10, but I'm in a different area code.
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The number out of 10 highly depends what kind of chicks you're dating anyway so there isn't a real number.
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
The number out of 10 highly depends what kind of chicks you're dating anyway so there isn't a real number.

The kind of girl you look for (meaning you as in mecca) it's probably 10/10.
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ooooooh, A MIND READER TOO!

Its no wonder you're personally making the Swedish Bikini Team air tight every afternoon.
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Originally Posted by keg in kc:
The kind of girl you look for (meaning you as in mecca) it's probably 10/10.

:-)

Well you have to know what you're looking for, that's half the battle.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
ooooooh, A MIND READER TOO!

Its no wonder you're personally making the Swedish Bikini Team air tight every afternoon.

Really I'm not the one who sits around here calling cheerleaders hideous now am I?

Kinda funny you giving me that rep when I don't even post that way.
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Originally Posted by keg in kc:
I'd say it's closer to 5-6/10, but I'm in a different area code.

Have you ever seen Zach and Miri Make a Porno? I keep thinking of the dude laing underneath them when the dude is forced to pull out suddenly. :-)
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Well *I* for one was curious as to how many women these days do like it in the poop chute...

http://www.slate.com/id/2126643/

"There's no delicate way to put this, so I'll just quote the survey report: "For males, the proportion who have had anal sex with a female increases from 4.6 percent at age 15 to 34 percent at ages 22–24; for females, the proportion who have had anal sex with a male increases from 2.4 percent at age 15 to 32 percent at age 22–24." One in three women admits to having had anal sex by age 24. By ages 25 to 44, the percentages rise to 40 for men and 35 for women. And that's not counting the 3.7 percent of men aged 15 to 44 who've had anal sex with other men."
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Originally Posted by luv:
Have you ever seen Zach and Miri Make a Porno? I keep thinking of the dude laing underneath them when the dude is forced to pull out suddenly. :-)

Because I'm bored..

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What about women who've strapped in on and snaked out the manhole?
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Originally Posted by Delano:
Because I'm bored..

That's it! :-) Thank you!
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Originally Posted by keg in kc:
What about women who've strapped in on and snaked out the manhole?

I usually shake my head but give them a highfive.
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