‘‘Twas the day after Christmas and an embarrassing loss
Got their shit pushed in by Baker but what will it cost
Their GM, their head coach, their quarterback all suck
But to all of us Chiefs fans it’s funny as fuck
their entitled fan base has their eyes full of tears
Because they’ve had losing seasons for the last 7 years
Their coaches wait to be fired, their GM probably not coming back
Because he paid a quarter of a billion to a declining short hack
Their offense is putrid their defense has given up
They’re injured and angry and have had zero luck
Next week they play KC who’s best in the league
And EmbaRuss may have his season ended on a blitz by Sneed
When this season’s over some players will leave
Because a very dark future is what they all see
Gone Jeudy, Gone Jackson Gone Risner, Gone Murray
Gone Dremont, Singleton, Marlon Mack in a hurry
They’re all jumping ship before it goes down
Because their captain Can’t Hackett is more like a clown
Now all Dungver fans cringe and their faces they hide
When EmbaRuss says his signature slogan “LETS RIDE “
Getting their shit pushed in that bad on Christmas night
Left their shitty ass players all ready to fight
The airplane ride home was full of unease
But EmbaRuss was too busy doing high knees
The Broncos still suck so all in the world is now right
Watching Dungver get wrecked made Christmas a very good night
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Originally Posted by Quesadilla Joe:
The 2020 Bucs were a QB away, they landed Tom Brady and won the Super Bowl.
The 2021 Rams were a QB away, they landed Matt Stafford and won the Super Bowl.
The Bengals earned the #1 and #5 overall picks without Joe Burrow, the one year with Burrow they go to the Super Bowl.
The 2022 Broncos were a QB away, they landed Russell Wilson and won the Super B…
There are so many of these great takes
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