I have a date. - Page 370

Originally Posted by Mecca:
Dongers idea of corrupting must really suck then.

I was a pretty nasty person back then.
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Originally Posted by Donger:
I was a pretty nasty person back then.

You said corrupted then said you didn't sleep with her....leave this thread right now you are not made for it.

Go drink some milk or something.
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
You said corrupted then said you didn't sleep with her....leave this thread right now you are not made for it.

Go drink some milk or something.

You do realize that there are other ways of corrupting people other than sleeping with them, yes?
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What did you do, pick at her until she tried to kill you?
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
What did you do, pick at her until she tried to kill you?

I tried to turn her away from Jesus and take His place.
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I wonder if Donger knows what this thread is about.
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
She had almost no smell....must be a teenager thing.

It's a skinny girl thing.
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Originally Posted by Donger:
I tried to turn her away from Jesus and take His place.

Homewrecker
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Women have it SO easy. :-)

Originally Posted by :
You want it? prove it!

Congrats!

This email is being sent to the top 15 most fitting responses out of the hundreds I have received.

I am not a skank. I take very good care of myself, Im clean shaven, regularly tested, and have never done anything like this in my life.

I was a live in girlfriend with my work at home boyfriend for 7 months. I’m use to getting it non-stop for days at a time. I refuse to stop now. I don’t just lay there.

I LOVE to give head. I swallow; I rub it on my face, my tits and just gobble it down. I love to find new positions, try new things, I’m bi-sexual so multiple partners is a possibility. I've got mad skills..........

I’m only going to pick one of you.

If you suck......well.....luckily I have 14 more of you.

If you make it this is forewarning:

I like it rough. The point is to MAKE me scream.

Don’t be all soft and gentle. Don’t be a bozo and slam me softer because I squeal. If I was your boss I'd fire you for that poor of a performance.
I don’t want a nap.

I want a friggen sex coma. I’m not a masochist. But I love my pussy being massacred and my ass properly worked.

If you cant make me pass out in the middle of an orgasm your wasting my time

I have a tight pussy right now........your job is to take that away. I haven’t had sex in months. Make it worth my time.

I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

I don’t really even care if we are friends or not.

I may piss you off intentionally just because I need you not to hold back.
holding back is bad......mmmmkay?

ALL CANDIDATES WILL BE TESTED FOR HIV/AIDS AND STDS

I prefer unprotected sex, but the first few times I will require a condom.
I cannot conceive children and I’m on stupid-proof birth control. so keep your freakout meter at zero k?

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Originally Posted by Claythan:
Women have it SO easy. :-)

Sounds like a nice girl.
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Where does this woman live...
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
Women have it SO easy. :-)

pics
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And yes we want pics...now.
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She's not bad...but I told her I probably wasn't what she wanted. Acne is kind of a turnoff anyway. I doubt I can compete with 15 other guys anyway.

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Originally Posted by Claythan:
She's not bad...but I told her I probably wasn't what she wanted. Acne is kind of a turnoff anyway. I doubt I can compete with 15 other guys anyway.

Why don't you go for someone you can at least legally take out for a drink?
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