Two Boffo Stories:
Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.
Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.
Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!
Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.
Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.
The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.
On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.
According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."
The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.
Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.
http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392
Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.
Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.
The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"
She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.
Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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http://abc7amarillo.com/news/nation-...h-her-own-dogs
NAPLES, Fla. (WPEC) - A woman from Naples is accused of having sex with her own dogs.
Miranda Johns, 21, is facing three charges related to sex conduct and contact with an animal, all misdemeanors.
The case began when officers went to interview a man as a possible suspect in a sex battery case against Johns on Monday afternoon.
The man showed detectives a series of disturbing images on his phone that he claimed Johns had sent to him.
The detective said the videos showed Johns having sex with her dogs, according to the police report.
Johns told investigators the man was interested in her having sex with animals and asked for photos of her engaged in sex acts. She told investigators, according to the interview with the detective, he had also shown interest in her having sex with a bigger dog.
Authorities booked Johns into the Naples Jail Center.
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http://www.aol.com/article/2016/05/2...y-as/21382061/
Disturbing news out of South Fort Myers High School in Lee County, Fla., has parents stunned and sad.
Police have been notified of a bathroom incident that was supposedly recorded and distributed on Snapchat in which a 15-year-old girl had sex with multiple male students after school — and it could have been as many as 25.
This was the number of students who were identified as going into the bathroom at the time the incident took place,FOX 4 reported.
The girl has admitted to having sex with multiple guys.
Parents and students alike relayed their shock. Eric Struble, a father to two 15-year-old girls, could only muster four words.
"Shock. Disbelief. Concern. Sad," he said.
Petislin Cadeau, an 18-year-old student, asked a particularly pertinent question during an interview with FOX 4.
"Like, how did it happen? Like, where was everybody at?" he said. "I heard a video was around, but I never really saw it or anything. It just like circulated around."
He said he'd heard members of the football team were involved.
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Originally Posted by scho63:
Should be 101,000 most insane things. :-)
And it would still not do us justice!!
And not sure how this one isn't on BRC's list. It is a couple years old though.
http://gawker.com/and-not-just-nudit...aid-1608439043
Michael Doster was arrested for domestic battery in Passage Key, Florida after his wife Pamela discovered him in an intimate moment with another man on a boat near the popular nude beach (he and the man were allegedly performing oral sex on each other, the Daily Mail reports). The couple allegedly began arguing whilst atop a Sea-Doo, and Doster threw his wife off the vehicle four separate times. Pamela Doster refused to re-board after hitting her head on the final toss, so her husband left her on a sandbar. Both Dosters were drunk.
Michael called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was found bruised and battered on the sandbar wearing only a life vest. After several days in the hospital, she died. Local law enforcement named Michael as a suspect in the investigation into her death. Manatee County Sheriff's Office spokesman Randy Warren told NBC:
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Yeah, this one's actually pretty unfortunate if you dig into it a bit.
The girl was an adopted runaway that had been rescued from a sex trafficking right that she spent years in during her early teens. She's mostly just so mentally damaged at this point that she has no concept of 'established' sexual mores. And at it's core, the story is more along the lines of 'damaged girl bangs a dude she has a crush on, asshole guy brings a bunch of dudes into the stall to watch'.
Pretty shitty to go too far down the road on this one, IMO.
The worst part is that she's "proud" of it.
Plus, I'm sorry, WTF? What kind of guy or group of guys want to stand in a bathroom and fuck the same chick?
What happened to the unwritten rule of not fucking your buddy's exes, let alone, pulling a train of 25 guys? That's fucking gross.
And the school is acting quite strange about the incident, IMO, as well. It's weird all the way around.
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud:
The worst part is that she's "proud" of it.
Plus, I'm sorry, WTF? What kind of guy or group of guys want to stand in a bathroom and fuck the same chick?
What happened to the unwritten rule of not fucking your buddy's exes, let alone, pulling a train of 25 guys? That's fucking gross.
And the school is acting quite strange about the incident, IMO, as well. It's weird all the way around.
I'm not even convinced that's the 'worst' part.
The video is now being given out by shitheaded high schoolers that are trying to get people to follow their youtube channels and turn themselves into internet celebs.
I absolutely goddamn hate this generation. I'm thankful beyond words that I should only need another 20ish years in the work force before I can take my buyout, polish off my spanish and go to some tiny little island nation to spend the rest of my days.
I want no part of the 'leadership' of the fuckstains in our present educational system. I'm pretty sure I can get the hell out of dodge before they do too much damage.
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