Deshaun Watson has decided he wants to play for the Cleveland Browns in a stunning change of events, per sources. Watson has informed the Houston Texans that he now is willing to waive the no-trade clause in his contract to be dealt to Cleveland.
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Unlike he probably did to those 26 women.
There is no probably. He did it.
My guess is that he had an early sexual experience that involved the exact scenario of getting a massage and then masturbating in front of the therapist.
Maybe it was his first sexual experience, or maybe he was really in love with the massage therapist, etc. Whatever it was, it was a landmark sexual experience in his mind, and he needs to relive it for sexual gratification.
And the fact that it's a different massage therapist each time must play into his fantasy. Because, let's face it, there are plenty of escort sites where he could find any number of Women who wouldn't even blink at giving him a massage and a happy ending/watching him masturbate.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear from ex-lovers that he really wasn't into traditional sex, or even anything kinkier. I can imagine ex-lovers say they were confused or upset by his lack of sexual interest in them.
Seriously fuck the Browns in this situation. Chiefs cut Hunt for what he did and the Browns got no negative press for giving him a second chance. The Chiefs stood by Hill when he was falsely accused and were vilified. I hope he is suspended and they eat the trade plus baker drama. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Flying High D:
I just hope the suspension isn’t this season. Please, let it be the high contract dollar seasons. Moar screws to the brownholers the better.
we need two more brave women to sacrifice themselves and we'll get the exemption this year, and suspension the following two :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by ArrowHeader:
That’s not how it works. Several players have been handed lengthy suspensions without ever seeing a courtroom. Watson is a complete dumbass and if he only gets a year he should count his lucky stars.
I would like to know what the NFL has in mind for the Houston Texans. They set up the enabling suite for Deshaun Watson to use for his massages. [Reply]
Originally Posted by jallmon:
I would like to know what the NFL has in mind for the Houston Texans. They set up the enabling suite for Deshaun Watson to use for his massages.
Cuz I'm sure they knew exactly what was happening. Sometimes its not anyone elses fault except their own [Reply]
Everything else aside, they must've been hoping he somehow only ended up with like a 6-8 game suspension?
Because if they had any thought it could be a year, WTF. That'd be 2 years out of football, plus the cap hit situation, and the fact they're throwing a whole year with no QB and a good roster. [Reply]
The Browns want a billion dollar publicly funded stadium. The Broncos needed to sell their team. QBs matter in all ways, even if only in theory [Reply]