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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Donger 09:18 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
You really haven't had anal.
No, I have not. Tried a few times, but the recipients have always made me stop.
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luv 09:19 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
No, I have not. Tried a few times, but the recipients have always made me stop.
More foreplay.


Or so I've heard.
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Hammock Parties 09:19 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
Why wouldn't you be happy for him?

But, if he gets anal before I do, he's a dead man.
It's going to take a very special girl. An enema will be required.
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keg in kc 09:19 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Heh. I know I'm good as long as it stays on.
The best contraception is abstinence!
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Hammock Parties 09:20 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Clayton, I know you are still basking in your erotic reverie, but have you considered your next liaison?
We already discussed it...in the mean time I sent mexi-milf a message. I'M READY FOR SOME MAJOR LEAGUE TITS!
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luv 09:20 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's going to take a very special girl. An enema will be required.
You want all that shit on the surface (or just under)?
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keg in kc 09:20 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
More foreplay.


Or so I've heard.
It doesn't require foreplay so much as lubrication and slow, careful progression.
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Donger 09:20 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's going to take a very special girl. An enema will be required.
You or her?
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luv 09:20 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
The best contraception is abstinence!
No need to remind me.
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Iowanian 09:21 PM 03-17-2009
I don't buy it....something isn't adding up.


Either you shot yourself in the pocket when you touched her mohawk, or she left because she was getting a hard-on and was about to get figured out.....or you didn't have enough money to finish the ride.
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luv 09:22 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
It doesn't require foreplay so much as lubrication and slow, careful progression.
Lube is a must. So is foreplay, though. Anal beads help.


Or so I hear.
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Delano 09:23 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
We already discussed it...in the mean time I sent mexi-milf a message. I'M READY FOR SOME MAJOR LEAGUE TITS!
Have you washed your hands yet? Still sniffing your fingers? :-)
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keg in kc 09:24 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Lube is a must. So is foreplay, though. Anal beads help.


Or so I hear.
Well, I'm only going off personal experience.


As the pitcher. To various female catchers.

Thought I should make that female part clear with these heathens.
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luv 09:24 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Have you washed your hands yet? Still sniffing your fingers? :-)
:-)
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keg in kc 09:25 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Have you washed your hands yet? Still sniffing your fingers? :-)
He's never washing again. He's rubbed it all over his face.
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