Originally Posted by Pestilence:
I pissed off a guy hardcore on an ad that I put up on CL.
I was selling my Smith weight machine for ****ing cheap. I was only asking $400. Dude calls me and asks me if I still have it for sale and I tell him yes. He ****ing confirms that I'm asking $400 and I say that yes it's only $400. He goes on and on about how that's a good deal. He sets a time to come get it. Dude shows up with a truck and his son to pick it up. He tells me that he wants to buy it. Then as I'm gathering up all of the little pieces and getting the bolts for it.....he tells me that he only brought $300....and if I'll take that. Him and his son are standing in the back of his truck in my driveway. I asked him if he only brought $300....and he said yes. I calmly walked out of my garage......closed it and told him to get the **** out of my driveway.
Originally Posted by Lumpy:
I feel your pain, Bugeater. I consider myself one of the "good" sellers on there and I'm as descriptive as possible. Yet, there's always some jackass that can't read my damn ad and asks me a million questions that were answered in the ad.
Pictures are extremely important. I have an ad on there right now with 3 pics, (different angles), and someone actually emailed me asking me to take more pics and email them to them. I kindly replied back to them and stated that I uploaded 3 pics to the ad and that they clearly showed the quality of the item. They didn't respond back. lol
The idiots that leave their ads up after the item has sold irritate the crap out of me, too. I also get a kick out of seeing someone note in the description, "Sold". Hey dumbass, just delete your damn ad.
Maybe it's just Omaha, but there seems to be a lot of people out there that lack common knowledge.
Yeah, that one really gets my goat because when you go to edit your ad, it freaking tells you that if you're editing the ad to say the item is sold to just DELETE THE DAMN AD and they still don't get it.
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Heh, I've been looking at vehicles and CL is driving me fucking nuts. First off, what is the deal with the morons who can't even upload one damn decent picture of their vehicle? I'd like to have some idea of what I'm looking at before I head out.
And for fuck's sake, some critical information about the vehicle would be nice. Don't leave out important things like the mileage, type of engine, and other features. And then there's the fucking car dealers with this "call for price" bullshit. What. The. Hell. That is, without question, the single most important factor in a vehicle purchase, and you're going to keep it some kind of goddamn secret? Back button, move on to the next one.
And then I find something I'm interested in, and the jackwads don't fucking respond, or wait 3 days to respond to tell me the vehicle has been sold but they are too fucking lazy to remove their goddamn ad. Fuck them all.
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
You should buy my Caravan. It would be perfect for your family. You just need to add a pint of transmission fluid every two weeks and you'll be fine.
Not sure if serious... It's bad if it's leaking transmission fluid, right?
Originally Posted by Argo:
I always thought blowjobs are really weird, I mean I love them, but they're weird. but they always make my blue balls stop hurting
