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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Donger 09:03 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Which is worse? Claythan doing a tell all on losing his virginity (or at least getting his first bj, so far), or all of us who read about it? I'm including myself in the latter. That's why I'm wondering.
It's the CP equivalent of an auto accident. That involves the jaws of life.
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luv 09:03 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
I've seen worse forms of entertainment. Like an old guy with a distinct laugh - that passes for entertainment.
I know he's volunteerig the information, but, somehow, I feel like I'm prying into what should be a private, special moment.

Okay, that last sentence proves I'm a chick.
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DeezNutz 09:04 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
It's the CP equivalent of an auto accident. That involves the jaws of life.
Ironic turn of phrase in light of the recent recounting of a failed hummer.
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DeezNutz 09:05 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
I know he's volunteerig the information, but, somehow, I feel like I'm prying into what should be a private, special moment.

Okay, that last sentence proves I'm a chick.
It would have been special only if he'd satisfactorily allowed her to "keep the change."
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keg in kc 09:05 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
It's the CP equivalent of an auto accident. That involves the jaws of life.
I doubt it required anything that wide. I'm thinking something along the lines of a one inch alligator clip.
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Donger 09:05 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Ironic turn of phrase in light of the recent recounting of a failed hummer.
And it wasn't intentional.
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Donger 09:06 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
I doubt it required anything that wide. I'm thinking something along the lines of a one inch alligator clip.
Actually, I would be surprised if that was the case. He's probably hung like a horse.
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luv 09:06 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
It would have been special only if he'd satisfactorily allowed her to "keep the change."
Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.
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keg in kc 09:07 PM 03-17-2009
The idea of wendler getting a blow job is making me seriously contemplate suicide. It's like the world is crazy, I give up women and he gets his dick wet.
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Donger 09:07 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.
No.
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Hammock Parties 09:07 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Which is worse? Claythan doing a tell all on losing his virginity (or at least getting his first bj, so far), or all of us who read about it? I'm including myself in the latter. That's why I'm wondering.
It is pretty fucked up. I'm starting to think about shutting the fuck up. It's so unbecoming. And quite tawdry!
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Donger 09:07 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
The idea of wendler getting a blow job is making me seriously contemplate suicide. It's like the world is crazy, I give up women and he gets his dick wet.
Why wouldn't you be happy for him?

But, if he gets anal before I do, he's a dead man.
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DeezNutz 09:08 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.
Judges say...no.

Upon closer review, it's similar to a finger bang.
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keg in kc 09:08 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.
It needs to involve a vajayjay or similar orifice. Technically he lost his virginity to manlove already.
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Hammock Parties 09:08 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
The idea of wendler getting a blow job is making me seriously contemplate suicide. It's like the world is crazy, I give up women and he gets his dick wet.
:-)


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