I have a date. - Page 361

Originally Posted by Donger:
I've always suffered from it. It's excruciating.

You've had daily blow jobs.
You've seen Paree.
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
I do not want to picture that.

Do it but picture the lady with the watermelon and the gun in the background.
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
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Originally Posted by Donger:
Good lord, man. She blew you and didn't finish?

She should be shot. With a bullet. Fired from a gun.

This.

How the fuck do you not finish? What on earth did she have to go do?
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Originally Posted by luv:
This.

How the **** do you not finish? What on earth did she have to go do?

Get the fuck out of there? :-)
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
For Donger's sake, I will answer.

It was already predetermined that she wasn't going to be around that long. We were making out and she was like "fuck me! fuck me! I have to leave soon!" and I was like, "just suck on my chili dog, babe."

Five minutes of bliss proceeded and then it was time for her to go. I lobbied for three minutes of insertion (thinking it wouldn't take even THAT long), but she put her tiny foot down. She's actually quite hardheaded.

Don't worry. She'll be back for more.

AND I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS

She had to leave after five minutes, but expected to have time to fuck in that amount of time? Just how experienced is this 18 year old? Does she get paid by the quarter hour?
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Originally Posted by luv:
She had to leave after five minutes, but expected to have time to fuck in that amount of time?

I don't think she did, actually. I blew it. Or rather, allowed her to.
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I find it ironic that on THIS day of all days, I made out with a chick. It's almost spooky. Why?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=31

Originally Posted by Claythan:
I started working out today. I just can't stand it anymore. I have a dream, and that dream is to **** a chick who looks something remotely like Jenn Sterger.

Almost EXACTLY one year ago, I was over 300 pounds. It was on March 18 that I started working out. Today is March 17.

I kissed a girl and I liked it. I kissed a girl just to try it. :-)
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
I find it ironic that on THIS day of all days, I made out with a chick. It's almost spooky. Why?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=31

Almost EXACTLY one year ago, I was over 300 pounds. It was on March 18 that I started working out. Today is March 17.

I kissed a girl and I liked it. I kissed a girl just to try it. :-)

:-)

Bravo, man. Now it's time for an encore.
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
You've had daily blow jobs.
You've seen Paree.

I've seen what?
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
I find it ironic that on THIS day of all days, I made out with a chick. It's almost spooky. Why?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=31

Almost EXACTLY one year ago, I was over 300 pounds. It was on March 18 that I started working out. Today is March 17.

I kissed a girl and I liked it. I kissed a girl just to try it. :-)

You get a B for effort.
You get an F for execution.
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
I do not want to picture that.

Well, okay, I exaggerated. These days it's more like bouncing my schlong off an exercise ball.
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
Do it but picture the lady with the watermelon and the gun in the background.

What?

I think work has fucked with my brain today, nothing makes any sense.
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Which is worse? Claythan doing a tell all on losing his virginity (or at least getting his first bj, so far), or all of us who read about it? I'm including myself in the latter. That's why I'm wondering.
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Originally Posted by luv:
Which is worse? Claythan doing a tell all on losing his virginity (or at least getting his first bj, so far), or all of us who read about it? I'm including myself in the latter. That's why I'm wondering.

I've seen worse forms of entertainment. Like an old guy with a distinct laugh - that passes for entertainment.
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