3.Cardinals trade Patrick Peterson to the Chiefs
Chiefs get: Patrick Peterson
Cardinals get: 2020 first-round pick
Patrick Peterson won't come out and say it, but it kind of seems like he doesn't want to play for the Cardinals anymore. Just to give you a little refresher on the Peterson situation: The Cardinals corner demanded a trade back in October, only to apologize for making that demand a few months later, but the situation didn't end there, because now, it looks like he wants to be traded again. Peterson has removed the Cardinals name from all of his social media accounts and he's spent the past month taking passive-aggressive shots at the team. If you've ever watched literally any reality show involving a Millennial, those are usually the first two signs that a breakup is coming.
Peterson even posted a photo of some of his former teammates who are no longer with him in Arizona, and that photo had an interesting caption, "My boys told me to watch out for the snakes in the long grass!"
With a new Cardinals coaching staff now in place, it would make since for them to start fresh with players who actually want to be in Arizona. Clearly, Peterson isn't one of those players.
If the Cards start to shop Peterson, every team in the NFL should call them with an offer. Not only is he a three-time All-Pro corner, but he's also under contract for the next two seasons at the very reasonable rates of $11 million (2019) and $12.05 million (2020).
Although Peterson could get dealt anywhere, we're sending him to the Chiefs and that's because Kansas City has been doing everything possible to beef up a defensive unit that couldn't stop anyone while ranking 31st overall in the NFL last season. After watching his defense choke away the AFC title game, Andy Reid is clearly trying to make sure that doesn't happen again.
Not only have the Chiefs already traded for Frank Clark and Emmanuel Ogbah, but they've also signed Tyrann Mathieu, Alex Okafor and Damien Wilson. If the Chiefs were to add Peterson to the mix, the defense would be nearly as scary as their offense. Also, based on Peterson's Instagram picture, it seems Peterson would probably be pretty excited about the chance to reunite with Mathieu.
Keim will come around when Peterson starts being a grumpy asshole in the locker room.
When they do rookie hazing, instead of having the guys sing or do a dance or whatever, Peterson's going to make his rookies stick their dicks in a desert python's mouth.
That's when Keim will say, "Maybe I should call Brett again..." [Reply]
Patrick Patterson played basketball at Kentucky and he’s with the Thunder now. He’s only averaging like 13 minutes a game. I bet we could trade for him. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate:
He's going to want 4 years minimum at the highest market value possible. when you combine that with the possibility of having the ship off another first round and 3rd round pick if not more, then it becomes an untenable situation.
And I don't care if there are two super bowls hanging by the strength of a dingleberry, just waiting for us to reach out and grab them, that is not an acceptable trade. that is what I would call a bitch trade, and do you want to guess who the bitch is?
But you're ok with shipping off most likely more than that on an unproven guy?
Which elite guy you looking at trading up for? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Veach better not get raped in May when he could bend Arizona over in August.
Hold your cards, Brett.
Exactly. You let Arizona turn PP into an absolute raging cunt. Get him so mad that he doesn't even show up for camp.
Then, a couple of weeks into that, we give them another call.
Only the long-term siege is going to win this battle of wills. [Reply]
Sources are telling me that Patrick Peterson will be trades to the Kansas City Chiefs. “Deal is all but official” one source tells me #Chiefs#Cardinals#NFL
