He didn't plan the details of his fantasy quite as much as he should have before posting.
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So how long until GoChiefs figures this one out?
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SOMETIMES
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For Donger's sake, I will answer.

It was already predetermined that she wasn't going to be around that long. We were making out and she was like "fuck me! fuck me! I have to leave soon!" and I was like, "just suck on my chili dog, babe."

Five minutes of bliss proceeded and then it was time for her to go. I lobbied for three minutes of insertion (thinking it wouldn't take even THAT long), but she put her tiny foot down. She's actually quite hardheaded.

Don't worry. She'll be back for more.

AND I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS
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I'd watch that.
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Doesn't it get stuck on the q-tips?

Shit, out loud.
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3 tomatoes are walking down the street, papa tomato, mama tomato, and little baby tomato. Baby starts lagging behind. Papa gets angry, goes over to the baby, and squishes him...and says, 'Ketchup.' "
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If you actually said chili dog you are that character from the adam sandler cd and don't deserve to be laid.
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Good lord, man. She blew you and didn't finish?

She should be shot. With a bullet. Fired from a gun.
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Is that toemaytoe or toemahtoe?
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Or rips on my ribs.
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Sounds almost like a strip club with a lap dance. Play with boobies, last 5 minutes, doesnt get you off and then leaves.
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Damn. You go to the dirty ones.
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Jesus, no.

It's partially my fault. But I see what you're saying. I'm just wondering why I didn't get blue ball.
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I'm equal opportunity when it comes to strip clubs.
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